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« on: June 07, 2010 09:56:11 AM »

worsted weight yarn (for body and boobs)
5mm hook
small amount of pink yarn (for nipples)
small amount of yarn (for bikini top)
yarn needle
small amount of stuffing

round 1: chain 4, 11 dc in fourth chain from hook, slip stitch to the top of beginning ch.(12 dc total)
round 2: chain 3, dc in same space, 2 dc in each stitch around, slip stitch to the first chain (24 dc total)
round 3: working in the back loops of the second round: ch 2(counts as first half double crochet) hdc in each dc of previous round, slip stitch to beginning (24 hdc)
round 4: ch 2 ( counts as first hdc) hdc in each stitch around, slip stitch to the top of first hdc (24 hdc)
round 5-8: repeat round four, at the end fasten off, weave in ends

make 2
round 1: ch2, 6 sc in second chain from hook (do not slip stitch to first sc)
round 2: 2 sc in each stitch (12sc total)
round 3: *sc in first st, 2sc in next st, repeat from star 5 times (18 sc)
round 4: sc in each st around (18 sc)
round 5: repeat round 4, fasten off and weave in ends

just tie a knot in the middle of a 6 in piece of pink yarn and tie it into the center of the boob. pull loose ends into the wrong side of boob

Take your coozie and one boob and sew it together, making sure that you leave a spave open to stuff the boob, continue to sew it closed, fasten off and weave in ends. Repeat for the second boob.

Bikini top:
make 2
begin with sliding loop
round 1: ch3 (counts as first dc) 2 dc in ring, ch 2, 3 dc in ring, ch2, 3dc in ring, ch2 slip stitch to first dc
round 2: ch 3, dc in next 2 sc, in *ch2 space (2 dc, ch1, 2dc), dc in next 3 stitches, repeat from * 2 times, slip stitch to first dc, fasten off and weave in ends.

Take the two pieces and slip stitch two corners together, to form the top.
Take two 12in pieces of yarn and weave the pieces into the outer sides of the top, and tie on to the booby coozy after you slide your beer.
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2010 10:13:34 AM »

This is hilarious.  Thanks for sharing the pattern too.
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2010 11:18:29 AM »


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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2010 11:39:25 AM »


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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2010 12:31:56 PM »

LOL! I know some friends who will be getting these for Christmas! Love it!

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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2010 12:43:21 PM »

Ha ha ha! These are fantastic! If only I knew how to crochet!

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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2010 02:04:18 PM »

LOL! Wow...looks hard to hold the can around the big boobs. haha Nice.

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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2010 02:12:06 PM »


I SO just wisted this....

« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2010 02:19:55 PM »

hey, love it! making one for my bf now Smiley

quick question, are you sure the cozy is only 8 rounds? mine only goes halfway up the can on the 8th round... maybe 3 or 4 more rounds are needed. going to try it out that way Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010 05:27:12 PM »

Hahaha!! So awesome.

I just partcipated in the Susan G Komen breast cancer walk and I wish we could have had these to keep our coffee warm. I'm definitely bookmarking for next year's race.

Thanks so much for sharing the pattern.

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