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« on: April 04, 2010 01:00:44 AM »

This one I made for my wonderful boyfriend for Valentine's Day.






This one was just something random I made because I was bored. I ended up giving it to a friend of mine who was celebrating mustache March. (The first one shows the color the best).






This one I whipped up for my friend's mother's birthday. Her name is Lana, her highschool nickname was Lana banana and my friend is currently preggo with what will be her first grandchild making her a Nana. There you go.





And finally, this is my current WIP. When finished it will read 'Dick is a HELL of a drug'. It's for my preggo friend. Smiley  (Again, the 1st picture shows the color the best).







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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2010 04:21:10 AM »

Too Funny! I must admit the first one I like the most!

I must ask my daughter if her friend who has a hobby farm as a rooster! Just so I have an excuse to make one!
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2010 04:48:46 AM »

Great stuff! I love your cock! *ahem*
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2010 04:57:59 AM »

As well as being very funny, you've got a real talent for lettering. It's not easy to do in cross-stitch and not have it look clunky. The Lana Banana one is particularly fine. Keep doing more!

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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2010 07:14:10 AM »

Nice Cock is fabulous! Not only does it make me chuckle, but the whole thing is so clean looking. The hearts are so tiny and perfect
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2010 08:11:53 AM »

I LOVE the first and last ones! I'm jealous now, I don't have nearly enough penis in my cross stitching life  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2010 10:42:31 AM »

wow!  great pieces, your stitching looks perfect.  i really love the lettering on the mustache one!  dirty needlework is the bestest!!
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010 09:35:25 AM »

Funny stuff~
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010 10:55:49 PM »

Thanks so much everybody!
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