Now then girls, take a deep breath and control your envy....Littleblueg
irl sent me an enooooooormous package filled to the brim with so many amazing things....the amount of spoiling going on here is almost obnoxious

Without further ado....lemon tea sugar scrub

Unfortunately it leaked a little in it's wrapping, so I've taken the picture in the bathroom. This stuff smells like hot honey and lemon you drink when you're ill, it's a loooovely comforting smell

Next.... a set of burlesque goodies:

Quite possibly the loveliest pasties I've ever seen. I adore the feathers at the top of them. And the flower on the fascinator is soooo huge and lovely!!

Here we have a crocheted shower scrubbie, handmade lemon soap, a coffee candle and a penis lip balm cozy from my wist! (With a lipbalm inside keeping it *ahem* stiff

) I must say, it amuses me far too much! I've never seen a crocheted shower scrubbie like that before, I'm so impressed with it! And the soap smells like lemon sherbet, absolutely lush.

A set of coasters in burgandy and pink. How beautiful are these??

A collection of wonderful little things....a flower hair clip (my camera messed up the colours, it's more blue and green), a rainbow hair slide, a set of fabric covered buttons which are just sooo pretty, some Japanese paper badges, badges saying "I'd rather be smooching my crafty girlfriend" and "I'd rather be smooching my geeky boyfriend" which I ADORE, a little red dragon cross-stitch set which will be perfect for another swap I'm in at the moment, little scissor earrings on box made of Japanese paper, and a turtle tape measure! I laughed when I unwrapped the turtle, cuz I'd sent a turtle to Littlebluegirl, and when she posted pics she said she'd just made one for someone in a swap....hehe!

A better picture of the scissor earrings....where on earth did you find these?!

A yarn bin! I could've done with one of these when I was crafting for you, I had so much yarn all over the place! (I still do in fact, I don't seem to have completely tidied up yet!)

Yet more fabulous things! (Seriously, I was on the phone with the boyfriend for 40 minutes unwrapping everything, and by the end he couldn't remember what I'd opened at the start!) A huge bag full of ribbons, lace and buttons, SPATS! and a button mirror from my wist, which I had stolen from Littlebluegirl's wist! I really wanted to make one for her, but couldn't find a good framed mirror during my crafting time.

Look how adorable the spats are!!!
And finally, the greatest thing ever received in a swap:

The Gaga bra from my wist! And a little disco ball lip balm (I love how miniature it looks next to the bra...I may have an unreasonably sized bosom lol)
Action Shot!

Littlebluegirl, this is the best package I've ever received. I've never felt so spoilt! I feel like I should send you at least 20 more packages to even begin to match up to it! Thank you so so much!!!!