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Topic: Knit Penis Chapstick Coozies (NSFW)  (Read 12409 times)
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« on: January 02, 2010 06:45:37 PM »

Hello everyone!  It's been quite a while since I've posted on Craftster - I'm still quite a lurker though. 

Anywho, I've done a mess of crafting for the holidays and thought I'd post my most recent knitting - the Penis Chapstick Coozie!

 
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I found the pattern on Ravlery (do a search for "knit penis chapstick holder") and I knew it'd be a perfect way to stash bust and give them something to giggle over.  They were a huge hit!  Can't ask for a better reaction over such a quick knit!
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010 07:00:42 PM »

Hahaha, those are too cute! I bet that'll get some good laughs Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2010 07:08:03 PM »

lol! too cute!
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2010 07:35:22 PM »

Oh.My.God. How cool is that?
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2010 08:39:09 PM »

Love them!
AlwaysInspired's mom crocheted one for me and I use it all the time.  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2010 08:47:27 PM »

Those are great. If I could knit then I would make my friend one of those. I know she would love it too.
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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2010 09:08:41 PM »

I WANT ONE!  These are hilarious!  Perfect! 
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2010 10:45:28 PM »

Ha! Too funny. Love 'em.
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2010 05:03:12 AM »

Haha they are brilliant!
I never googled "knit penis chapstick holder" before, but I might after seeing this  Grin
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2010 04:27:24 PM »

Love them!
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2010 04:29:26 PM »

Thanks everyone!  The girls loved them.  We did a little bar hopping the day we exchanged and they were showing them off everywhere we went.

I do think I'm gonna try and alter the pattern a bit - it'd be perfect as a little "flip top" so you didn't have to pull the tube out to use it.  And it'd be funnier!
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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2010 06:08:30 PM »

How do you knit a thing like that. I wonder... I like it. Grin
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2010 01:19:26 AM »

Those would be so awesome for a bachelorette party! Good job!
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2010 07:29:47 AM »

 Grin oh my gosh i LOVE these!!! I work in an "adult toy store" and am always looking for little knitting projects to do between customers, and my coworkers will love these!!! I also have some light pink yarn ive been meaning to use, lol, this is perfect
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2010 07:47:56 AM »


Ahaha. Best ever! Cheesy


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« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2010 05:09:28 PM »

Awesome!
I may have to knit one for myself!
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« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2010 06:37:25 PM »

Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything when I saw these! Too too funny! It would be awesome to get public reactions from strangers when you whip out your chapstick!

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« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2010 06:57:50 PM »

Adding nothing to this but...such a cute idea! Hee hee! Surely they can be adapted to fit more things around the house...
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« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2010 01:28:34 PM »

ahhhhhhhh omg those are awesome ! I want one .. actually i want like 20
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« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2010 01:45:09 AM »

Hahahaha!
Awesome!
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« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2010 07:25:31 AM »

Every time I am knitting my husband is always asking me, "What are you working on? A weenie warmer for me?" For 15 years I have heard this! Now.... I will finally say yes and hand him this little number! Bet he won't bug me about what I am working on any more! Too cute! Thanks!
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« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2010 08:34:22 AM »

They are rather brilliant. How awesome would it be if you managed to do a little flip top- certainly a talking point!
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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2010 08:25:47 AM »

These made me laugh so hard I cried a little!  Love 'em!
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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2010 04:57:57 AM »

Mmmm a great gift for the girls, and a good nostalgia gift for the oldies (just joking!) I'm off to find my pins and pink wool right now!
Actually I might knit several in different shades to match my lipsticks to make them quicker and easier to find when I'm in a hurry?
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« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2010 12:38:18 PM »

 Grin  Im with MinnieMay, I laughed so hard I cried a little..  and I had to forward the pic to my BF so he could get a giggle, too!  Love these, just so much.
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« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2010 08:35:32 AM »

SO FUNNY! I really want one but I am afraid for what my mom might say
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« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2010 12:51:54 PM »

Just had to tell you, i`ve knitted one of these, and the laughs its caused  Grin Grin
Thanks for posting it xx
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« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2010 02:30:39 PM »

These rock c*ck! 
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« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2010 03:07:30 PM »

SO Awesome!!!

They would be perfect next to our penis salt shaker Grin
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« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2012 02:42:58 AM »

i love these! thanks for posting, i made a teeny tiny one for a project im working on - pictures here http://abimakes.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/more-little-tiny-things-warning-adult.html
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« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2012 09:26:09 AM »

PAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! omg. sooooo what my aunt is getting for her birthday.
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« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2012 03:51:39 PM »

Mmmm a great gift for the girls, and a good nostalgia gift for the oldies (just joking!) I'm off to find my pins and pink wool right now!
Actually I might knit several in different shades to match my lipsticks to make them quicker and easier to find when I'm in a hurry?

What a great idea!

But really, these are spectacular. Thank you for sharing.
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« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2013 02:00:20 PM »

My friend just got engaged. These would be perfect for her bachelorette party. I especially love the slightly fuzzy yarn. hahaha
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« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2013 09:03:46 PM »

 Grin Lolll ha ha ha ha !
Funny and a weel knitted !
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« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2013 02:42:14 PM »

To die for... Love them!!!!  Grin
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