So I got dumped and cheated on and lied to by someone I very very deeply loved and as a distraction I thought it would be a good idea to make some Christmas cards for friends. My intent was for them to be sort of cheeky, funny, cute and sweet and definitely non-traditional (because none of my friends are really into Christmas, nor are any of them religious or anything like that) but my being bummed out seems to have translated into the cards themselves and..well, you'll see.
In any case, in some sad sort of way I think they are all funny and interesting and I hope my friends (and you, Craftster pals!) enjoy them.
This is the only one that was genuinely sweet and nice without any sass.
This one was hard to photograph. For a Catholic friend who claims to have some Israeli blood in her family. It says "Aren't you Jewish? Oh well. Happy Christmas Anyway!"
Says "Who gives a shit about trees?"
I promise this is a holiday season card, I'm just a jack ass and think being wrong is funny.
Says "Beer! It rhymes with cheer."
"Burn Christmas to the ground."
This one is my favorite. It's really cute and everything, but on the back I wrote "I don't give a fuck about Christmas."
Holidays are stupid and all sentiment and cheer should burn. <3