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« on: November 28, 2009 11:18:21 AM »

Meet Miss Hoot.



You may think you recognize Miss Hoot. See Miss Hoot has a cousin who models for a living. That cousin was recently featured in Pottery Barn Kids. She thinks she's hot stuff. Her and Miss Hoot don't get along AT ALL. But it did get Miss Hoot thinking...."Maybe I should do some modeling." So she auditioned to be the Victoria's Secret PINK Mascot! Unfortunately, they turned her down. They told her she wasn't "sexy" enough. Ha! They gave the position to some dog who was "machine stitched".  Roll Eyes  So Miss Hoot got out the classifieds and found this amazing job! She is now the BFF to a sweet two year old girl! Miss Hoot told me that this job is way better than exploiting her body for a living! LOL

Hope you enjoy! Comments and Criticism Welcome!
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009 11:29:39 AM »

EEEKK!  I love her.  She would have been my first pick as the Victoria's Secret pink model.  Just look at her long legs, that is exactly what they want in a model normally!  Instead they picked that dog with short, stubby legs...pssh.  But I do agree that her new job is much more rewarding.  I should put out a classified ad for a cute, hand-stitched owl to be my companion as well  Cheesy
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