Vaguely Ironic Edward Cullen Costume?

[knitaholic]

LOL!
Seriously, just remember to always look like you are pouting in pain. That is one this that drove me CRAZY about the movie. Her awkward mouth movements, and his look of pain/contstipation!

[Dragonflower]

oh this is an awesome idea! i'm particularly fond of his "You are my life now" 

you should read this guy's take on the book..his posts are quite amazing! http://community.sparknotes.com/2009/07/16/blogging-twilight-index-page

I love you. I've never heard of this guy, but I'm on his second Twilight post and I can't stop giggling. I have to wait until I'm not at work to read any more; my coworkers think I'm crazy. Thanks so much for helping me waste my time. 

SquidPrincess, whatever you say, you must say it in this mumbly low voice with a look like you're trying to poop a rhinoceros. And you must be desperately serious about everything. Everything. I love the eyebrow idea too.
I read all of the books and saw the movie, and while I was mildly entertained, I'll freely admit that the whole franchise just begs to be bashed. I mean, vampires can't go out in sunlight 'cause they're sparkly? Dumb. Soooo dumb. Bella Sue gets on my last everloving nerve too.

[parallax]

Haha pretty awesome. I dislike the series myself...

I would go for really obvious cheekbones with make-up. Like in the movie posters. And maybe a button that says "vegetarian vamp" or something stupid. And just. You know. Brood. And brood some more.

[LovieDovieAnn]

Use those little BonBon's eye dust things! They're really good and impossible to get off without soap!

I love that oxymoron site. Found it a few months ago and actually had my husband worried for me with all the gasping laughter. By the way, I'm using "VAMPIRE PREGNANT" on a daily basis now.  

[Graciechan]

If you can get your hands on one... A truly awful metallic purple puffer jacket is a must! When I watched the movie I was sniggering away to myself at the scene where Bella's cleaning her truck or something and he comes out of nowhere with his bouffant and parker. I can't find a picture though! good luck with your costuminess