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Topic: WARNING!! *mature content!* the goddess of D---O BINGO *image plump*  (Read 3893 times)
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« on: October 07, 2009 03:59:20 PM »

this is the goddess of dildo bingo.  i suppose she belongs here as i just didn't feel right putting her in the "toys, dolls, and playthings" section  Wink

the backstory: a now closed (sob!  Cry ) lesbian bar here in town used to do these wonderful monthly fundraising nights. the prizes were all donated by a local women owned sex-positive store.  we'd play bingo for adult prizes, all of the winnings going to a different charity (usually related to GLBTQ youth) each month.  it was an uproriously fun time!  the m.c. was an incredible comedian and oftentimes i'd come home hurting from laughing so hard.  one of my friends one day was talking about wanting to win, and she referred to "the goddess of dildo bingo."  thus a seed was implanted and i had to create her!    Roll Eyes
we brought her when we played after that and she was even brought on stage by the m.c. and set by the prizes for all to see! 

on to the pics! (i am putting these *all* as mature images btw)

the outside... it looks so innocuous, doesn't it?  Grin
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another of the outside: note that it's in an old "sportsheets" container- reuse, recraft! 
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one more of the outside, just to show my sloppily added base support (so it will stand when open) made of craft foam and hot glue!
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and now, open it up and she is revealed!
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materials consist of: a doll found at a craft store, paint, silk flowers (tons, and tons of them!!!), cheap bingo cards, glitterglue, craft foam (mainly to stabilize the piece and cut the large bingo card dildo out of!), *lots* of clear seed beads (i covered the bingo card with them completely), sculpey (for the small dildos), a feather boa (her 'hair'), sequins (her pasties), and a whole lotta hot glue!

a side view:
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a closeup of the "bingo card"
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a shot of just the doll half
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a closeup of the doll
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and this pic just 'cause i liked the angle (it does give you a better view of the lower portion of the bingo card, too)
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so please tell me what you think... comments, criticisms, and questions are always welcome!

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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2009 05:29:25 PM »

Funny!  And, what a great fund raising idea.  Too bad the bar is closed!

Nice job! 
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2009 05:35:05 PM »

Awesome! I love the Smitten Kitten! I've never been to Dildo Bingo before but always thought it sounded like fun. It's too bad that the bar closed. Your shrine turned out really nice!

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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2009 06:06:42 PM »

That is hilarious! I love it!
Your sculpey dildos are fantastic.  I wish we had a fun place like that here  - now THAT would make bingo interesting!

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