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« on: September 16, 2009 10:45:09 PM »

I just started stitching (as an adult) a couple of weeks ago and I was thinking about these learn to stitch cards that I had as a kid- with farm animals.  Here's the adult versions that I made into notecards!

Let's begin with learning the running stitch.  On a classic vibe.
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Up next we actually have the first project, learning the stem stitch/outline stitch (I don't know the difference yet).  On a remote controlled egg vibrator.  Sorry the pic is a little fuzzy.
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Next we have my favorite- learn to cross stitch.  On a rabbit vibrator.
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And finally- something for the boys.  Learning to chain stitch and french knot.  On the double vibrating cock ring.
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009 10:56:59 PM »

LMAO those are fantastic! I love the rabbit!

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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009 10:57:35 PM »

These are hilarious! I love them!

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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009 11:33:40 PM »

LOVE those! There's a women-friendly/owned/run sex shop in my town that those would be perfect for!

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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009 12:18:47 AM »

LMAO! This would be great to give to my MOM, yes my mom...... just to hear her say what beautiful stitching. And have no clue what the picture actually was. This Rocks!
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2009 03:20:08 AM »

These are hilarious!  Beautiful stitching.... lol

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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2009 03:39:01 AM »

Lol! In a hundred years I wouldn't have guessed what the last one was!

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2009 07:03:36 AM »

Thanks!   Grin  I'm glad that your enjoying them cause they're definitely ridiculous.   

MareMare, totally agreee that the last one was an unusual choice.  I probably should have chosen something easier to draw- but I was excited at the opportunity to practice french knotting!  And its good for two, which I thought helped round out the set.  Cause I'm a nerd.
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2009 08:45:27 AM »

I'll admit to knowing what the last one was before reading what it was..... 
I love em!!  The first is absolutely perfect!  great work!

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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2009 08:46:07 AM »

Ah-hahahaha!  Awesome!
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