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« on: July 27, 2009 11:32:36 PM »

Okay, here is my latest project. I love cross stitch but I have not done a lot of cross stitching so it is far from perfect. I wanted to do something that would make me laugh every time I looked at it, so Monsieur Winky was born (I am immature sometimes  Smiley )


Here he is in his frame that I found at Goodwill. I am thinking about spray painting the frame black but I am not sure. Also, do you think he needs a border around him? And yes, he does have a monocle and a mustache.


 
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009 12:26:19 AM »

just so you know: THIS IS AWESOME!

maybe paint the frame to look like a silver or a grayish, darker metallic. I like the idea of a metallic, seems more classy.


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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009 12:41:43 AM »

Hilarious! I like the elegance of the gold frame, perfect for hanging in a bathroom or hallway or guest room lol
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009 01:55:13 AM »

Haha I LOVE this. And I agree that the gold adds some elegance.
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009 02:24:07 AM »

Oh my, this is exactly what I need to see in the morning!
Brilliant! the top hat and the gold frame just.. great stuff.  Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009 03:58:41 AM »

Re: the "mature" warning, DH remarked, "I think it's immature, and delightfully so."

Awesome.  Leave the frame gold.  Add a border. 
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009 06:27:45 AM »

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!  Cheesy

Very dapper! I love it. Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009 07:02:57 AM »

I love the hat and the monocle!

If you wanted to add a border (and I think it would be cool, though it can stand without one) I'd do something understated- a ring of tiny flowers or something along those lines.
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009 07:19:58 AM »

so funny...I honestly think the gold of the frame is perfect. sets it off as though it were a classic portrait or something. it adds to the irony I think.
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009 07:35:14 AM »

He's a dandy!  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009 07:43:36 AM »

Classy.... Wink Really funny stuff.
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2009 11:33:21 AM »

Tee hee hee hee hee...he's perfect, and the frame sets him off beautifully!  I wouldn't change a thing.
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2009 12:06:55 PM »

For whatever reason, when I looked at his face I thought "That's a really happy penis!"
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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2009 02:14:00 AM »

It's hard to be down when you're really well dressed!

Oh garth I realized he's up...so he must be happy.
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2009 06:47:33 AM »

Hahahaha - I love his dapper get-up. (hardy har har)

Leave the frame gold, it really adds to it and I agree with the understated border if any. He's amazing just the way he is! Cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009 07:14:31 AM »

I don't normally dig penis art but this is very clever.  Love it!
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« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2009 07:37:18 AM »

hahahaha!! i LOVE this. its soooo freakin funny!! hahahahaha!! u know i dig the gold frame for real, it makes it sooo much classsier lmao. but for real its really cool, u know it reminds me of mr. peanut, only better haha..
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« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2009 08:55:03 AM »

Hilarious!  Love the gold frame!
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« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2009 10:36:04 AM »

This is brilliant, my girlfriend would love it!! Cheesy
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« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2009 02:54:43 PM »

Thanks for all the love guys! My husband rolled his eyes at me when I said I was going to make this. He is the proper one in the relationship  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2009 04:57:24 PM »

I *always* click on the (im)Mature content thumbnails and am never disappointed. This is hysterical and fabulous!

Haven't read the other replies, but my initial thought for a border (although no border necessary) would be little cherries all around...I'm a freak like that.

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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2009 05:25:53 PM »

I think the gold frame is perfect, very classy Cheesy

This is hilarious and made my day! *wisted* haha
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« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2009 05:40:46 PM »

Best penis ever.  Wink
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« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2009 06:29:26 PM »

hahhaa..  my boyfriend took one look at this, and said " it needs a monocle"
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« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2009 06:32:07 PM »

HAHAHA! he's perfect! Grin The frame is perfect but I think he'd look even better if you found some flesh colored thread to give him some color. But either way, he's a 10!
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« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2009 06:59:18 PM »

That is too funny!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2009 07:07:35 PM »

GREAT!
Now he needs a friend....perhaps a Mademoiselle peeking out of a fur stole?
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« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2009 08:51:00 PM »

Okay, here is my latest project. I love cross stitch but I have not done a lot of cross stitching so it is far from perfect. I wanted to do something that would make me laugh every time I looked at it, so Monsieur Winky was born (I am immature sometimes  Smiley )


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Very cute!  And I had to laugh because you wrote that you're "immature sometimes" but your cool project is in the "mature" category (I'm a dork sometimes) Cheesy
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« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2009 09:28:45 PM »

This is hilarious.  And I'm lmao at the idea of cherries for the border, that would be awesome. 
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« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2009 01:04:06 AM »

I *always* click on the (im)Mature content thumbnails and am never disappointed. This is hysterical and fabulous!

Haven't read the other replies, but my initial thought for a border (although no border necessary) would be little cherries all around...I'm a freak like that.

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« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2009 04:32:07 PM »

That's funny.  Love the monocle and mustache.
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« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2009 02:38:28 PM »

my, that is one fancy penis.  i love it!  i like the gold frame, but if you're dying to change it, i'd go with some shade of silver.
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