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Topic: Glistening, Hairy, Rude, Crude Birthday Penis (obviously NSFW)  (Read 7520 times)
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« on: June 25, 2009 05:21:33 PM »

It's my friend's b'day and she has a seriously sick sense of humor. So what do you make for someone like that? A crochet penis with hairy balls and a pearl trail down the shaft.  Shocked

 
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I used the Beanis pattern here http://www.theanticraft.com/archive/imbolc07/beanis.htm
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kudrea
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009 05:39:35 PM »

Ha, nice touch with the pearls, that made it truly classy!
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009 05:47:10 PM »

Awesome!That made me LAugh, You are a genius!
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009 07:25:11 PM »

LOVE IT! Cheesy I laughed out loud.  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009 07:53:18 PM »

Ok I normally don't comment on willies cause I'm a prude but WOW.  I have to say you've got a winner.
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009 07:56:09 PM »

I love the pearl trail.  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009 10:32:52 PM »

You have made the best one I have seen so far!!!!!!!! Shocked
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2009 04:10:08 AM »

hehe, love the fun details! Great idea about the fur and pearls.
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2009 07:03:57 PM »

i looovvee it!! especially the pearls for the "love juice"!!  Grin  nice work, your sick friend will appreciate it!!
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2009 05:20:16 PM »

So my friend LOVED her gift and even took it outside and got some pics with some random guys with IT! LOL

Here she is with her crocheted penis and her penis b'day cake! LOL

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