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« on: June 16, 2009 01:37:53 AM »

This fathers day (eek just around the corner!!) is a big one! Its the first one in 7 years that I will actually be spending with my dad. I want to make it special but hes so hard to get gifts for. He likes some of the usual dad stuff, like fishing, grilling out and working on his motorcycle. But has a totally sick and twisted sense of humor. I have gotten him things like an chefs apron and the such in the past but he's "too manly for that crap"  Roll Eyes Since I was about 13 every time I would ask him what he wanted he would say "a big ti**ed red head" I seriously have no clue! help!!




my silly daddy and one of his favorite shirts I made him for christmas, told you he was sick and twisted. lol.
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2009 01:43:50 AM »

If you can make amiriugumi, crochet him a big breasted redhead!
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2009 02:04:07 AM »

I guess I should have listed my abilities, I cannot knit or crotchet, I can do just about everything else, but I suck at making stuffies, go ahead, do a search for colostomy bag Carl if you don't believe me.  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2009 07:54:40 AM »

Can you do poly clay? I'm with shewolf on going with the large breasted redhead theme.
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2009 08:05:24 AM »

If that's one of his favourite shirts...what about making him another with larger breasts and embroidering some red hair on her? Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2009 10:57:37 AM »

I really like gag gifts so my suggestion is to give him a red wig and make a very large fake chest to go with it - make him be the big breasted redhead. Then include another gift that he can actually use  Cheesy
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