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« on: June 12, 2009 06:17:49 PM »

I have the sence of humor of a sixth grade boy. I think anything that has to do with boobies, penises, or vajayjays is helarious. To accomedate this traite of mine, I made a penis cowl!

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"It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it." XD

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I added a little loop on the back to keep it on while I'm wearing it:

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I am totally smitten with my completely inappropriate accessory. I have no place to wear it, but it was definatally one of the things I had the most fun creating.

Comments and construcitve cricisism (sp?) please.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2009 06:38:39 PM by randomheartsx » THIS ROCKS   Logged
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2009 06:23:27 PM »

haha I love it....I would wear it out...just to get a reaction

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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2009 06:28:43 PM »

I love it. I must also have the humor of a sixth grade boy!  Grin

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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009 06:47:46 PM »

Good clean fun!  I believe that another word for "penis cowl" is "foreskin."  Ahem.  Wink

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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009 07:10:59 PM »

Good clean fun!  I believe that another word for "penis cowl" is "foreskin."  Ahem.  Wink

haha, that's so funny. XD

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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009 07:15:54 PM »

ok this is funny but what im wondering is how can u crochet something like a penis and not laugh while doing it. I think if i would to crochet one i would just laugh my butt off. I tried to crochet one of those penis lip balms and lets just say mine just looked like it went limp and I couldnt stop laughing when I got done with it. But then I threw it away im wondering now what the trash pickers are thinking lol. but good job on ur scarf will thats what i see is a scarf. humm i just thought of something funny to say now u can say u had a penis wrapped around ur neck not alot of us can say that lol tc and good work i like it.
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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2009 07:29:21 PM »

Hilarious! Great job, and the color is like spot on for flesh.  Tongue

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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2009 07:37:22 PM »

Eek, I love it! 

And I love your expression in the first pic--you look like you have no idea how the heck a penis got draped across your neck.  Grin

You need a boobie beanie on your head to match.  Or maybe a condom beanie. 

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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2009 09:09:37 PM »

Haha! I need to send you a pair of sperm earrings to wear with this. And...dare I suggest making another one in chunky...darker yarn? Wink

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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009 09:52:09 PM »

This is awesome! I would totally wear it out... at least once  Wink

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