Really hope that I am doing this right because I don't want to offend but I am SURE the mods will step in here in a hurry if I did not post something correctly.
So I am in the fairy swap and my partner wanted a pissed off gnome. Since I was playing with polymer clay I decided that I would try making a grumpy gnome. Not sure why I decided that he needed to be naked but thought it would be funny. SO I thought, might as well give him something to show off if I am going to encase him in the buff for all time. So he is well endowed shall we say. Get him all done and take him to hubby for approval.
"Does he look pissed off?"
Bug eyed and stepping back...
"Ahhh yeah, but I can not for the life of me imagine WHY he would be pissed off"
So major proud of my cute little gnome with a giant member. Pop him in the oven and in a matter of ten min. his weenie (use that term lightly) caught on fire. His face soon followed as you can imagine.
I found out that women for some reason find the idea of a dick catching of fire amazingly funny. Those of you who make candles might want to consider this..
So I spend the entire next day starting from scratch and making a little gnome with a giants parts. Pop him in the oven and all is wonderful. He baked to perfection and I am super proud that I have over come the crafting disaster. The first gnome of course had to be put out of his misery and was given a propper burial.
So hubby comes home and I cant wait for him to see the gnome. He cant wait to see the gnome and I bring him out and show him off with a, look what I can do proud face and hubby starts laughing.
and laughing.........an
d laughing. Now it is funny but not quite that funny....
"What are you laughing so hard at, is something wrong?"
Through tears at this point, hubby slows down to pull in a breath and says "Baby, you put his dick on upside down"
"I DID NOT !!!"....then looking I am not sure...."Show me yours" hee hee, ladies you will not believe how fast a man will share his body parts if only you ask him to. I decided that I needed to make more of these gnomes, ...but I digress.
Sure enough little dude's bits were on upside down. It looked right to me.
Hubby says that now he has a reason to be pissed and besides maybe gnomes have different equipment.
So all was settled and everything was fine. Then one sad morning I came out to the craft room and saw our little naked gnome friend on the floor with his weenie laying sadly right beside him.
Damn it what is it with this gnome and his dick?!! I mean really.
So I look on the bright side, now is my chance to glue it back on the right way. So bust out the liquid polymer clay. Wonder how many times someone has used it to glue a penis back in place, stick his willy back on and pop him in the oven again. Stand there the whole time because obviously a wicked fairy has cursed this poor gnomes bits and I want nothing more to happen to it.
Pull him out and show him to hubby again... hubby just giggles at this point and says...."you did it again"
Same conversation takes place and same conclusion is reached. So here is my poor little pissed off gnome with his upside down willy. Hope it makes everyone that sees it smile.
to change your image viewing settings please click here to change your image viewing settings please click here to change your image viewing settings please click hereYou can see a few more pictures of him in my gallery if you want to. Cheeky monkeys..
http://www.craftster.org/pictures/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=124569Much Peace,
Tero
