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« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2009 07:13:32 PM »

This is SOOOO awesome!
I love the story behind it.
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« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2009 07:34:47 PM »

AHAHahahaha!!! Cheesy

I love your gnome! But I love the story behind it ever more!!


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« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2009 07:38:35 PM »

So happy he is making so many folks smile. The only thing better in life that crafting for folks is making them smile or laugh.
That's the really good stuff.  Wink

Rhonda you are BRILLIANT !! Why didn't I think of the "let me touch it and roll it around a bit to make sure" approach. ummm
Opportunity missed. hee hee
You crack me up.
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« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2009 08:07:16 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Best pissed-off naked gnome EVAR!!
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« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2009 08:24:23 PM »

Tero - you should crochet him a little knee length bathrobe that doesn't quite fit so he can be a grumpy gnome that just woke up... then I could get another moment with the hubby for him to come and "see"


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« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2009 08:56:28 PM »

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at the story. I had to look at him real close and compare too. lol Awesome job! I'd wist him...but that may lead to some awkward questions from the family.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2009 10:06:08 PM »

If it wasn't midnight, and the hubby wasn't in the next room sleeping, I would be LMAO!!!  I am giggling in the dark about it, trying to be quiet.  LOL  I love the story.....YOU DID IT AGAIN!  LMSO

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« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2009 10:07:15 PM »

I am so happy you wrote his biography, ROFL.  When you wrote over at the Whimsy swap you were having gnome polymer clay disasters I was really intrigued.  Poor little guy.  Yes, he's really PO'd.  I think that would qualify, ROFL.  I think the poor gnome who caught on fire penis first qualifies as the saddest gnome story ever in history.

I have the Wil Huygen & Rein Poortvliet Gnomes book in my home. You can't say your a gnome collector if you don't have this book in your home.  It is everything about gnomes from their anatomy to diet.  Yes, they have naked pics of gnomes. I  know terrible but this thread has already gone wrong, ROFL.  I checked but the male gnomes would only show me their booties.  The female gnomes breasts were displayed for all their glory.  I guess the creators of the book are perverts, ROFL.

Tero- I give you the award for best gnome story ever. Smiley

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« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2009 11:39:05 PM »

So happy he is making so many folks smile. The only thing better in life that crafting for folks is making them smile or laugh.
That's the really good stuff.  Wink

Rhonda you are BRILLIANT !! Why didn't I think of the "let me touch it and roll it around a bit to make sure" approach. ummm
Opportunity missed. hee hee
You crack me up.

You should make it a rule that hubby has to model whenever you want to make a penis in the future.  It's, like, for the sake of your art.
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« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2009 01:04:32 AM »

Hahahahahaha!
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