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« on: May 02, 2009 09:12:27 PM »

So .... I made this cooter (vagina, vajayjay .. ya know what I mean).
 
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And decided it'd make an awesome pincushion!
 
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It'll even hold my markers!
 
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(I have more pics, but they were a little on the naughty side so I decided not to post them here.  I'll have them upon my blog later tonight. Smiley )

So, do you like my cooter cushion? LOL
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missmandy
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009 09:15:32 PM »

HA. that's hilarious.  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2009 09:19:14 PM »

What a cracker
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009 09:36:21 PM »

I want this!
Haha in the Crochet Hot New Topics theres already a penis cushion.. and a sperm. Naughty crocheters. Smiley

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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009 09:39:48 PM »

Us Hookers have dirty minds and agile fingers. LOL Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2009 09:43:31 PM »

Tongue I really wouldn't mind a pattern for a vajayjay.
I need more skin colored yarn. I want to make a penis lip balm holder.

hmm.. or maybe a weird alien colored naughty part isn't such a bad idea...
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2009 10:03:27 PM »

LOVE this!
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009 11:10:07 PM »

omg i love it can u send me the pattern to it lol
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2009 05:48:02 AM »

i love it. Tho, i did have to cross my legs after seeing the pins stabbed right into the folds. That kind of think makes a girls say ouch! I am stunned by your hooking skills
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2009 08:58:14 AM »

o.o ouuuch. this hurt mine when i saw your use for it. >.<

it is very cool though. definatally considering making one like it for me. except no pins. :p
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2009 11:01:44 AM »

OW OW OW!!!
That is so cute, but... ouch. Lol, that is all I have to say about that.
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2009 02:21:04 PM »

Love it! Want it! Everything about it is perfect, great job!
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2009 04:26:31 PM »

Aww, photobucket removed one of your pictures on your blog, but this is BRILLIANT! I love how...cootastic..it looks! I need to make one of these in order to have a cozy place to keep my BOB *battery operated boyfriend*  Wink

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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2009 05:16:26 PM »

I've never heard my boyfriend giggle so much as when I showed him this. Fantastic!  Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2009 05:57:24 PM »


(I have more pics, but they were a little on the naughty side so I decided not to post them here.  I'll have them upon my blog later tonight. Smiley )

So, do you like my cooter cushion? LOL

I do like you cooter pin cushion,  though more pictures on the naughty side? weren't those naughty enough?!?  :p
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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2009 02:00:40 AM »

 Cheesy thats great LOL . . . do you recon you could make one as a pencil holder ?m mum would love it  !!
i went to visit her at work once (she works in womens health) and was admiring some wall sculptures when she laughed and said """aaaw you like the vaginas then " it wasnt until then i realised thats what they were, upon closer inspection i noticed the birds hanging from the celings were made from speculums LOL
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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2009 08:19:30 AM »

LMFAO!!! Ouch!
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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2009 09:08:28 AM »

Thank you everyone. Smiley  I don't have a pattern made up for it as I just winged this one, but I'll try to come up with one when I made the next one.  No guarantees, though, because pattern making isn't my forte.  I'm more of a crochet as you go, type. Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2009 11:16:42 AM »

That's great! I agree, the pins made me cringe a bit Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2009 12:50:29 PM »

haha.  I am usually not a fan of the vajayjay crafts but this one is tactfully done.  (now, adding hair would have upped the grossness factor waaaaaaay up...)

Okay, and the blog picture cracked me up, made me roll my eyes and blush at the same time!  too funny!

Great Job!
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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2009 01:08:17 PM »

Owwwww!!!  But it definitely looks like what it's intended to mimic!  Wink  Very cute!
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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2009 03:15:53 PM »

Ouch!
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2009 03:52:40 PM »

Owie! Owie! but, I love it!!
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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2009 07:33:20 PM »

I snort when I laugh really hard, so when I was laughing and snorting, my DH comes to see what's up.  When he saw the pictures he said, "Oh no, not again."  Last time I saw something that was penis-related I made a million of em for all my friends.  And now he KNOWS I'm going to make a million vag's for my friends too! lol
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« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2009 08:21:04 PM »

This is awesome.  Lil weird with the pins in it.  Like a vajoodo doll.  OUCH.  lol  Maybe we can make penis ones to control our men!

Good work, totally realistic, nice detail.
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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2009 03:15:47 PM »

Yeah, this made me cross my legs, too! Brilliantly executed, though :-)
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« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2009 03:16:45 PM »

vajoodo doll

OMG, THAT PHRASE IS A STROKE OF 100% PURE BRILLIANCE
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« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2009 10:09:15 PM »

This is awsome!! I want one and now am going to have to figure it out...
Thanks for the newest love bite (project that is...)
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« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2009 10:52:29 PM »

hahha  love the pencil image.   very funny you could throw your change in there
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« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2009 05:05:53 PM »

that's so funny!  and it looks painful.... lol
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« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2010 03:26:39 PM »

HAHAHA! that is 100% cool.
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« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2010 04:20:17 PM »

What are you talking about? This looks nothing like a turtle... Wink

Oh the places one could go with this... but propriety demands I remain mum... Wink
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« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2010 05:49:33 AM »

Thank you Smiley Smiley
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« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2010 07:47:00 AM »

OMG! I love this! Please post a tute.....My hubby works with a kid that is a virgin and it would make a great gag gift for him! lol
 I couldn't find your pics on your blog. Am I missing something?
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« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2010 07:52:05 AM »

That is hilarious!As soon as I learn to crochet I am making one of these
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« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2010 11:15:36 AM »

hahaha that's hilarious!
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« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2010 08:53:47 PM »

I read cushion and thought, pillow (cushion) for the couch? and then I saw that it was a pin cushion.

In the meantim before I realized that your cute cooter was used for pins I thought... Sure i could make one of those for the couch! It would be a rockin place for my sweet to keep the remote control! Cheesy It would be funny to see which got the most attention from him! HA!  Tongue
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« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2010 08:58:10 PM »

haha, i was kind of like eww, but in an awesome way, then I showed my husband. he thought it was the coolest thing ever. haha.

it totally would be awesome for the couch!! haha
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