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Topic: Scooty Booty! (Warning: Explicit Cat Butt and Juvenile Poopy Humor)  (Read 6370 times)
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« on: April 28, 2009 09:28:25 AM »

When you  live with an animal who sometimes uses your carpet as toilet paper, you have two options. (1) You can throttle him; or (2) you can develop a sense of humor about it.

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I modeled this little kitty, in prime "scooting" position, after my own Mongo, who could, on occasion, benefit from toilet paper and opposable thumbs.  Oh well.  I did originally make a "streak" out of brown embroidery floss, but after uploading the first batch of pictures, I decided that some things are truly best left to the imagination.  That didn't stop me, however, from making use of the pink embroidery floss:

I gave little Mongo as a going-away present to one of my husband's co-workers, who's moving to Montana soon.  She's a cat owner too, and they made fun of this behavior.  At work.  A lot.  God help me, I think she liked it. 

Big Mongo, however, was not amused:


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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009 09:35:37 AM »

Ha ha, that's awesome!  I like his little pink butt.

Personally, I think my cat looks hilarious scooting across the carpet on her butt as fast as she can.  I laugh the whole time I'm cleaning it up.

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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009 09:43:10 AM »

LMAO! Grin
I love how mini-Mongo has a grumpy-yet-determined face!

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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009 09:50:15 AM »

Ha ha ha ha ha, this is great. And that's the reason why my mother doesn't allow my dog getting near to the carpet  Grin

Little Mongo looks very happy teasing big Mongo
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009 10:25:36 AM »

This is so funny! The fattylumpkins in my avatar doesn't scoot but he makes up for it with severe "accidents" now and again Smiley

« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009 10:32:52 AM »

bwahaha, this is hilarious!  My cat does this and I am simultaneously grossed out and amused.

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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009 10:53:53 AM »

When our dog does that cute little maneuver....my hubby calls it "skiing"! 

He looks at the dog with that goofy dog parent look on his face and asks her in a high pitched voice "Sunny, are ya skiin'? Are ya? Are ya skiin' again?"

That is so not funny....but dang it makes me laugh every time.  Grin

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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009 11:18:28 AM »

OK I soooo want one of these, can you do a chihuahua!?!?   HAHAHA Maybe just cats leave streaks, cuz my 2 chi's do this a lot and  never once have I seen a mark.  I think they're just scratchin' their "pink embroidery floss"... I deep steam clean about once a month, so I hope I am getting whatever they're leaving behind!  Too funny!
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009 12:14:50 PM »

Lucky for me, my cat usually uses the kitchen floor when he gets poopy butt.  And of course when I put him in the sink to clean him, he gets pissed.  And I like the little pink butt.!
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009 02:29:56 PM »


My dog does that too.


I love the little mongo Smiley Cat's ALWAYS seemto know when you are mocking them. They get those "not impressed" ears happening.
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