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Topic: Scooty Booty! (Warning: Explicit Cat Butt and Juvenile Poopy Humor)  (Read 5824 times)
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« on: April 28, 2009 09:28:25 AM »



When you  live with an animal who sometimes uses your carpet as toilet paper, you have two options. (1) You can throttle him; or (2) you can develop a sense of humor about it.

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I modeled this little kitty, in prime "scooting" position, after my own Mongo, who could, on occasion, benefit from toilet paper and opposable thumbs.  Oh well.  I did originally make a "streak" out of brown embroidery floss, but after uploading the first batch of pictures, I decided that some things are truly best left to the imagination.  That didn't stop me, however, from making use of the pink embroidery floss:



I gave little Mongo as a going-away present to one of my husband's co-workers, who's moving to Montana soon.  She's a cat owner too, and they made fun of this behavior.  At work.  A lot.  God help me, I think she liked it. 

Big Mongo, however, was not amused:

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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009 09:35:37 AM »

Ha ha, that's awesome!  I like his little pink butt.

Personally, I think my cat looks hilarious scooting across the carpet on her butt as fast as she can.  I laugh the whole time I'm cleaning it up.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009 09:43:10 AM »

LMAO! Grin
I love how mini-Mongo has a grumpy-yet-determined face!
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009 09:50:15 AM »

Ha ha ha ha ha, this is great. And that's the reason why my mother doesn't allow my dog getting near to the carpet  Grin

Little Mongo looks very happy teasing big Mongo
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009 10:25:36 AM »

This is so funny! The fattylumpkins in my avatar doesn't scoot but he makes up for it with severe "accidents" now and again Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009 10:32:52 AM »

bwahaha, this is hilarious!  My cat does this and I am simultaneously grossed out and amused.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009 10:53:53 AM »

When our dog does that cute little maneuver....my hubby calls it "skiing"! 

He looks at the dog with that goofy dog parent look on his face and asks her in a high pitched voice "Sunny, are ya skiin'? Are ya? Are ya skiin' again?"

That is so not funny....but dang it makes me laugh every time.  Grin

Thanks for sharing Little Mongo! And extra thanks for allowing us to use our imagination rather than including the brown thread. I just had lunch!
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009 11:18:28 AM »

OK I soooo want one of these, can you do a chihuahua!?!?   HAHAHA Maybe just cats leave streaks, cuz my 2 chi's do this a lot and  never once have I seen a mark.  I think they're just scratchin' their "pink embroidery floss"... I deep steam clean about once a month, so I hope I am getting whatever they're leaving behind!  Too funny!
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009 12:14:50 PM »

Lucky for me, my cat usually uses the kitchen floor when he gets poopy butt.  And of course when I put him in the sink to clean him, he gets pissed.  And I like the little pink butt.!
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009 02:29:56 PM »

hahahahaha.

My dog does that too.

Hehehehe.

I love the little mongo Smiley Cat's ALWAYS seemto know when you are mocking them. They get those "not impressed" ears happening.
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2009 03:08:07 PM »

oh my gosh, that's great! too cute. :] my kitty does that occasionally, though never leaving anything behind -- i think her butt just itches. LOL. what a cute idea you've come up with -- i bet this gift was greatly appreciated (& the humor that comes with it)!
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2009 06:49:50 PM »

The little pink 'hole is hilarious.  On a more serious note, my cat used to do the butt scootin' boogie as well.  We mentioned it at the vets when we took her in for shots, and the vet looked around back there and said that cats have little sacs on either side of their butts. Those sacs were full of nastyness and that's what was making her butt itch.  Unless ur okay squeezing ur cats butt to get that nastyness out, you might want to take her to the vet or if you have a friend who's a vet tech, they could do it.
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2009 08:47:03 PM »

Lol that's hilarious. A while back there was this carpet cleaner commercial(Bissell I think) where the dog scoots across the carpet and the little boy says, "Look mom Toby learned a new trick" and the mother shouts out "Toby!!". Well anyways whenever my Jack Russell Chewie does this we call it 'Pulling a Toby' lol. Cheesy I know but fun, my JRT doesn't do it alot maybe once out of a while few months or so but he leaves no tracks but I still pull out the Green Machine and go over where he pulled his Toby.
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009 11:16:09 AM »

Hysterical! I've seen dogs do this before...but never a cat! Maybe mine is just more discreet?

Great detail with the pink embroidery floss!  Wink
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009 02:33:59 PM »

LOL thanks everybody!  I never knew there were so many pet owners who had this little problem!

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On a more serious note, my cat used to do the butt scootin' boogie as well.  We mentioned it at the vets when we took her in for shots, and the vet looked around back there and said that cats have little sacs on either side of their butts. Those sacs were full of nastyness and that's what was making her butt itch.  Unless ur okay squeezing ur cats butt to get that nastyness out, you might want to take her to the vet or if you have a friend who's a vet tech, they could do it.

This is true.  Scooting may also be a symptom of worms, so you have to be on the lookout for that.  For Mongo, though, it's always just a case of the dingleberries.  Grin
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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009 04:42:06 PM »

LOL!!  My cat does that too!  His name is Scoots, and when he does it, I call it the "Scootie Shuffle"  LOL.  The pink "accent" is sooo funny! 
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« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2009 12:05:00 PM »

LOL...that is hilarious!!
You did a great job on it  Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2013 05:02:51 AM »

Haha, that's hilarious!! Looks a bit like my cat as well
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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2013 12:21:52 AM »

This is too cute! Grin
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« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2013 12:15:52 AM »

That is hilarious!! and adorable!! My cat just did that right in front of me the other day.
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