Thank you all again for taking the time to write! I received more of a thrill from your feedback than drinking/gambling/smoking combined!

Crocheted Marlboro Reds? You are totally AWESOME!!!!!

Best use of crochet EVER!
I combined Marlboro with the Lucky Strike logo, mostly because I had poor luck embroidering the Marlboro letters on crochet!

The only other thing that I would have added is coffee. I'm a barista and people certainly haven't stopped buying coffee.
Coffee is one vice that many of us late-night crafters indulge to extremes, you're right!
hilarious! i would love to try and serve one of my bar guests a beer like that. ha! i would put a cocktail napkin down for them and everything!

I would love to see your bar guests' reactions if they received crochet beer instead. Maybe a bar brawl would erupt and smashed beer bottles would start flying (which would be fun because the bottles would be soft & yarny)!
I think that I have been crocheting my vices (FOOD) forever. I didn't realize it until now. Since crocheting unknowingly took the place of my mind-numbing eating, while lounging around. I kinda starting to crochet foodie type things. Hummph
Your We-Crochet-Our-Vices theory makes sense! Whenever I crochet, I also munch less. But if I saw your
pizza scarf in person, I would be calling for pizza delivery ASAP!

This is so amazing! Looks like you'll have stable employment with these fine crocheted items.
That would be a dream job!