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« on: February 18, 2009 04:23:19 PM »

This Varmint Voodoo doll is for those situations when you have to tolerate a Loud-mouth Jerk. The neighbor, friend-of-a-friend, sibling, in-law, ex-boyfriend/husband, baby-daddy, co-worker, boss, supplier, vendor, distant (and not-so-distant) relative, coach, board member, client, etc. that is in your life and, at least for now, there's nothing you can do about it. No real or imagined hexes have been placed on Varmint Voodoo dolls, but dang if you dont feel a little better after poking one with a pin* (three included).



Approx: 5 x 3.5 x 1.75; its just the right size for humanely (and legally) taking out your frustrations with your particular jerk!

I'm looking for an appropriate female image, too. 
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009 07:11:38 PM »

haha LOVE it! OK so as I was reading this I totally thought that you need to supply your next tiny house with tiny varmints! Just incase! LOL AND in you shop you should sell custom varmints! Like say I wanted one of my mother in law! I could email you a pic of her and you could print it out on fabric and I could actually poke her eyes out legally!! Just a thought! Wink
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this is hilarious!  you forgot the guy who's driving behind you.  haha.
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2009 05:55:20 AM »

haha LOVE it! OK so as I was reading this I totally thought that you need to supply your next tiny house with tiny varmints! Just incase! LOL AND in you shop you should sell custom varmints! Like say I wanted one of my mother in law! I could email you a pic of her and you could print it out on fabric and I could actually poke her eyes out legally!! Just a thought! Wink

Maybe a  home for displaced varmints! Custom Varmints, eh?  Hmmmmm.

this is hilarious!  you forgot the guy who's driving behind you.  haha.

You're right, I did for get him!  I hate that guy.   Kiss
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