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« on: November 30, 2008 02:06:46 PM »

So, I'm having a crap day and then I see another BABY ON BOARD sign in someone's car window.

I say to myself, sure I'm gonna be extra careful driving around you, because who knows your baby could be some sort of genius or something.

Selfishly I thought about other things, like well...myself. 

I decided not to have kids, I decided to have a different life, so why shouldn't everyone look out for me when I'm driving.

Hence the Unfertilized Eggs on Board window sign.

Print one yourself, laminate that crap and tape it to your window. 

I'm thinking of doing a couple more:

Low Sperm Count On Board

Lazy Ovary on Board




I think if you drag this to your desk top you can create your own, but I did it in MS Word and it was easy as pie.


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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2008 04:52:12 PM »

I think this is hilarious!  So very tongue-in-cheek  Wink
I don't understand why people get SO offended by Baby-on-Board signs.  A former co-worker of mine who also has no childen was very offended by these signs.  I just don't get it.
People can be butt-holes on the road, and if a Baby-on-Board sign make ONE less person act like an idiot, then let those signs fly.  I fully agree that you and your unfertalized eggs should DEFINATELY be respected as a driver on the road - but understand that some people are idiots - and if a mama or papa wants to hang a silly little sign to potentially stave of the idiot drivers from the fuit-of-their-loins, who can blame them?!?
I think your sign is great - and I hope that people who drive agressively get the point! Baby or no, don't be an idiot on the road!
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2008 06:32:24 PM »

I think this is hilarious!  So very tongue-in-cheek  Wink
I don't understand why people get SO offended by Baby-on-Board signs.  A former co-worker of mine who also has no childen was very offended by these signs.  I just don't get it.

I couldn't agree with you more, however living in California, I've seen drivers with these signs and kids board driving like complete AYEholes.

I was inspired to make the other one I mentioned.  Low sperm count on the way!



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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2008 08:13:44 PM »

LOL. I think these are great!!! Can't wait to see the 'low sperm count' one. *snicker*
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008 05:51:14 PM »



As promised.


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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008 07:01:44 PM »

lol!! How awesome hahaha I expect to see these in stores next summer? haha
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008 09:15:27 AM »

These signs are pure genius! Love them, and I think it's a great idea  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2009 11:26:53 AM »

I don't understand why people get SO offended by Baby-on-Board signs.  A former co-worker of mine who also has no childen was very offended by these signs.  I just don't get it.
Because it's like saying, "I have a kid and that kid is more important than ANYONE ELSE so you better drive properly around my kid!" Oh, eff off. Someone's kid isn't any more special, important, or worthy of safe driving around them than anyone else. People should drive safe around EVERYONE, not just someone's rugrat. It's pretentious and "baby on board" signs make me WANT to hit someone's car to smack the uppity out of them.


Anyway....Props to the signs! They're very funny. Grin
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2009 11:33:21 AM »

number one, i think these are AWESOME
number two, i agree with you, people who drive like idiots will drive like idiots regardless of flags or hanging things in windows

my bf has a "small dude on board" sign for his car, it was a gift from a friend, sort of an inside joke as my bf is fairly short
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2009 11:35:55 AM »

Perhaps a "former baby on board" sign for everyone?  Cheesy
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