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« on: March 08, 2005 08:20:49 AM »

I was inspired by the crocheted genitalia here on Craftster to make this vibrator cozy for the Fruits & Veggies swap.  I think it turned out hilarious  Wink


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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2005 08:54:41 AM »

That's Awesome! Way to go.....
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2005 09:14:16 AM »

awesome indeed! hmmmmmmmm
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2005 12:16:47 PM »

lol.
and for those of us who don't have vibrators, it could just be a banana cozy. Wink
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2005 12:33:09 PM »

when i saw the topic, i was expecting a crocheted "banana hammock":a skimpy set of men's brief/thong.  hahaha. there's something to think about.
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2005 09:41:09 PM »

AMAZING MELINDA!  SIMPLY A-MAZING!!  Shocked
How did your swap partner like it?

When I saw "minor adult content" I did a quiet "yesssss" to myself (Kip Dynamite style)

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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2005 09:42:33 PM »

Pattern please!!!
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2005 09:54:09 PM »

LOL!!  "No tea cozies without irony"... definitely took it's toll on your project!  Gotta love it.. great job!!  I was following the sex toy swap all along... when I should have been reading the Fruits & Veggies swap!  Who woulda known? Wink
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2005 08:23:52 AM »

BA hahahahahahahahaha I just spit all over my computer. I am obviously not grown up enough to handle this sort of thing. heh heh. Nice work.
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2005 09:03:21 AM »

Thanks for the nice words, guys!  I didn't really figure out a pattern, per se, but I will tell you what I did.  It was pretty easy.  I made it out of acrylic yarn, so that it's easily washable.  I started with a chain-3 and then I used the first chain stitch as the "loop" to sc into in the round.  Then I just kept single crocheting in the round, without joining rounds, and increasing randomly.  I didn't want any even increases because I wanted the end to be cone-shaped, not flat.  I also made it kinda big, so it would fit over different sizes of vibe.  Once I got it to the diameter I wanted, I just single crocheted evenly around and around.

When it was as long as I wanted, I finished off the yarn.  To make the peeled bits, I counted how many stitches I had, divided by 3, and added the triangles, making them as wide as a third of the round row.  Then I went back with the brown yarn and randomly added a few stitches to the ends of the triangles and crocheted a small circle of brown single crochet in the pointy end.  I made the peeled bits so that it would stand upright, fitting over a vibe standing on end, like the way toaster covers slip over the toaster  Grin

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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2005 09:30:16 AM »

that's hysterical. I want one! Shocked
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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2009 07:30:39 AM »

I love this, I was doing a search for a "winkie warmer" for a male friend.... anyone make them?
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« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2009 07:34:20 AM »

lol.
and for those of us who don't have vibrators, it could just be a banana cozy. Wink

Hee hee!
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