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Topic: Hot Pants Lance Likes to Dance, Dance, DANCE!  (Read 3907 times)
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« on: October 29, 2008 03:39:49 PM »



So this guy is Hot Pants Lance, and he likes to Dance Dance DANCE, and I made him from the Baby London Star tutorial.

http://members.shaw.ca/plushie/ufoplush/

I have been meaning to make her pattern up for awhile, and he's been stuck in my head ever since my co-worker told us she once was asked on a date by a guy who had the nick name of "Hot Pants Lance."  Incidently, that is never a good omen for a date, so she refused. There is also a slightly nerdy computer guy named Lance at my job - actually there are two, one of the Lances is training the other to take over his job.

I did not mean for Hot Pants Lance to have a big goofy mustasche and buck teeth.  There is a reason, fellow craftsters, that my creations do not have mouths.  And that reason is - I screw it up EVERY time.  He was supposed to have a little smile.  Then a big grin.  Then it turned into a really big grin.  Then I said, "Oh crap, I have got paint everywhere and it looks awful and unslalvagable.  So out comes the felt, but I cannot cut lips.  I can, however, cut a mustasche and buck teeth.  You do not want to look under there, fellow craftsters, it is not pretty.

I have stolen his hat and pants from barbie and modified them.  Lance has noticablely shorter legs.

Hot Pants Lance is going on a trip - I have decided to sign up for the little visitor's swap again, regardless of my suckiness at paper crafting.

And if you read this whole thing, have a cookie.   Wink
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2008 03:55:43 PM »

Love, love, love him!!! He's so sexy!!! Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2008 03:59:03 PM »

i LOVE the bucked teeth and mustache!  he wouldn't be the same without them, he's adorable Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2008 04:51:57 PM »

I don't even need a cookie. All I need is Hot Pants Lance. (Although I might chew on his mustashe- it looks minty). I seriously think that you need to make a mixed tape for him- he is impossible to look at with out hearing a backbeat thruming
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2008 05:00:29 PM »

I don't even need a cookie. All I need is Hot Pants Lance. (Although I might chew on his mustashe- it looks minty). I seriously think that you need to make a mixed tape for him- he is impossible to look at with out hearing a backbeat thruming

Yes, he already party-boy'd a friend of mine.  My friend was changing his pants (he had thermals on underneath, nothing scandalous there) and so I grabbed HPLance and started bumping and grinding him on his arm.  LOL.  I can hear "ooosh ooosh ooosh" in my head every time I look at him.
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2008 05:21:46 PM »

*MUST......RESIST....URGE.....TO........DAAAAAANCE*

I love that you "party-boy'd" someone Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2008 06:00:38 PM »

You know, I definitely hear a techno-esque beat in the background. Hot Pants Lance is very hot  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2008 10:13:53 PM »

This is hilarious.  And awesome.  And I can't get the techno beat out of my head.  I need a hot pants lance in my office...
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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2008 04:11:25 AM »

Ha!  I want to join the little visitors swap now so Lance can dance around town here Smiley  He's great and I think the mustache and buck teeth make him irresistable  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2008 05:08:46 AM »

Thanks all!  He's going to work with me today to ask Loraine out.  Hee!
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