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« on: October 15, 2008 08:28:22 PM »

I've always chuckled at all the naughty swear words and sayings that I've seen in cross stitch and I managed to finish some words of my own tonight. (sheesh, I'm on a roll!!!)  I still have to embelish and finish it off so I guess you could say it's not finished but I was excited about finishing the wording and would like ideas about how I could possibly finish it off...

I'm thinking metallic swirls but I'm really open to any suggestions.....




























I hope that's a big enough gap so that someone is not viewing that shouldn't!!  (sheesh it's only words but you never know!!)



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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008 08:43:01 PM »

Haha!  There's something kind of innocent about that phrase - like Ned Flanders would say it - but the script and the medium make it seem almost quaint!  Nice!
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2008 08:46:47 PM »

Thanks Mistress T!  Cheesy

I can't wait to get started on it in the morning when I can actually see!!  Bloody 32 count linen again and a bed side light just won't cut it!!   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2008 08:54:14 PM »

Haha, I love these kinds of needlework, great job! I really like the style of the script. Now that word always makes me think of the labor scene in Juno...which also made me laugh.
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2008 08:57:33 PM »

LOL Ransom, I loved that movie!!  But really, the phrase reminds me of Four Weddings and a Funeral. (the beginning bit....sigh....loved that movie....silly idiot that I am!!)
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2008 09:11:43 PM »

Heh-heh, it does kind of sound like something Flanders would say!  That's actually one of my all-time favorite swears - to be used in moderation, please swear responsibly. 
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2008 09:14:48 PM »

ha i love that saying.. Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008 09:46:39 PM »

I'm going to have to get my wife to make me one of these.  I think it's clever as hell and quite the conversation piece!
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2008 10:48:11 PM »

Ah ha ha ha!

That's awesome!

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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2008 02:08:02 AM »

Thanks to Hugh Grant this is one of the more charming swear phrases you can choose.  Roll Eyes
Great work Leah!

I think it deserves a nicely flowery border in pastel shades to mix people's heads up a bit...  Grin
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