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« on: October 06, 2008 10:00:19 AM »

"Stitch, Bitch N' Die" by Joseph Scrimshaw

Murder! The newest member of the knitting group has been brutally stabbed with a pair of knitting needles!  Who is guilty?  Who is innocent?  Who will finish their scarf first? The hit knitting based murder mystery comedy returns after a sold-out run last April! Stitch, Bitch N Die is a B.Y.O.K. show: Bring Your Own Knitting and craft away during the show!

Written by King of Comedy(MN Monthly) Joseph Scrimshaw, directed by the witty & hilarious(Star Tribune) Craig Johnson and featuring an all star cast of comedy knitters: Ashley Kosiak, Kevin McLaughlin , Laura Salveson, Jen Scott! And featuring Mr. Scrimshaw as the Detective and Mr. Johnson as the victim! 

Four weekends in October
Sat, Oct 4 and Sun, Oct 5
Sat, Oct 11 and Sun, Oct 12
Sat, Oct 18 and Sun, Oct 19
Sat, Oct 25 and Sun, Oct 26
All shows at 7 PM
(Doors open at 6 PM for dining, drinking and stitching)

The Bryant Lake Bowl Theater:
810 W Lake St in South Minneapolis

Tix: $15/$2 off w/ Fringe Festival button
Tickets available now at:

Hilariousloved itlaugh out loud funny with a grain of truthdidnt know quite what to expect and the show totally exceeded any expectations I hadI dragged my non-knitting husband to this, and not only did I enjoy it, so did heI highly recommend it to all knitters and non-knitters who happen to bitch.
-Audience Reviews
Scrimshaws characteristically rapid-fire script kept the audience in stitches for the shows full 75 minutes!
-TC Daily Planet
« Last Edit: October 06, 2008 10:48:23 AM by sweets4ever » THIS ROCKS   Logged
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008 03:33:03 PM »

For the last two weekends of the show we're adding a fun KNITTING show n tell competition! Here's the info:

Stitch, Bitch N Die continues!  The last two weekends of our hit knitting based murder mystery comedy will feature a KNIT-GOODS COMPETITION!

Weve noticed so many people in the audience working on fascinating and bizarre knitting projects that were adding a post-show competition to the Stitch, Bitch N Die event!

Just bring your completed or in-process knitting project to the show and sign up for the competition!  At the end of the show, youll get the chance to show off your project to the audience and win not one, but two fabulous prizesat least one of which will be knitted!

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