What I "came up" with: The Naughtiest Cozy of Them All

[tegatana]

For those who've crafted before us, we salute you:


Note: for the sake of modesty and our own sensibilities, that which is to be kept cozy by this item is not seen modeling said item.

Inspired by:
-the infamous "Peter Heater" and "Willy Warmer" of ye olde alt.knitting fame
and
- my husband, who asked me to tell you all that the cozy itself is actually much longer than it looks in the picture   

With hope that you'll vote for me and not ban me from the forums for this. 

[MacesMeMe]

LOL I love this!! It's always about the length isn't it?!?!?!

[Cealy]

I would think its thicker too, as hubby says "there is no substitute for cubic inches!"

Love it!

I was thinking of doing one of them but then thought, what do I model it on?

[blushingbluegrass]

HAHAHAh the pic scrolled up on my computer and i thought, "that looks like a..... a..... IT IS!"

Definitely the best laugh I've had today.... and that rivals my roomate running into a wall (DOH!)

[trashymeow]

HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH!  You definately get my vote....lol  That is great and made me smile.  Every girl needs a cozy like that and something fabulous for it to cover.  Maybe next you can make cozies for the batteries....lol   Thanks for the laugh.

[littlebiskit]

I would think its thicker too, as hubby says "there is no substitute for cubic inches!"

Love it!

I was thinking of doing one of them but then thought, what do I model it on?

Is that cubic inches or pubic inches?  *innocent blinks*

That cozy is... hilarious.  And probably not as girly as I was expecting.  LOL.  Good job!

[rosiegarden]

I would think its thicker too, as hubby says "there is no substitute for cubic inches!"...

Haha, smart words!

It's my boyfriend's birthday in a week and my Dad reckons I should make him a willy warmer. It was funny, but not the kind of thing you'd really want to talk to your Dad about...

[I Sew Cute]

I'm so glad you were bold enough to go through with this and post it...yet at the same time have enough modesty to not get snap happy with said cozy in action!

 

[mlheran]

OMG I was so hoping someone would do this!! SO Awesome, love the coloring! 

[TexasThistle]

eh, it's not length, but width that matters. lol....love this...i wonder if the DH would wear one if I made it>....?