Okay, so growing up with lots of brothers and since most of my friends have always been guys, I'm used to the totally inappropriate. We used to play this game called "what's grosser that gross"...you may have heard about it....the object was to come up with the
most gross scenario (I'll spare you the examples
.....) a couple of weeks ago I came across this book, Zobmondo!! The outrageous book of bizarre choices
. The book was so hysterical that I couldn't pass it up even though it was in really bad shape (the pages were falling out)....I brought it home, selected certain "choices" and mounted them to some painted cork to give out to said brothers and friends - a really simple, cheesy project (my favorite for said guys
......here are just a few that I've done so far (still drying)....
Would you rather -
- Chew a mole off someone's neck or
drink half a cup of your best friend's blood?
- In your teenager's room find a vial of cocaine or
- Be seasick for three days straight or
be drunk and spinning for four hours straight?
- Always have to wear wet socks or
- Sit naked on a pedestal in the middle of a busy park or
sit naked on a platter with an apple in your mouth for a gala dinner party?
- Have regular encounters with aliens and not have any proof or
have your best friend by invisible?
- Be surrounded by dozens of sharks or
have only one shark nearby, with no risk of more arriving, but while you are bleeding?
Would you rather -
- Bang your funny bone five times in a row until it's not funny anymore or
listen to somebody scrape nails down a chalkboard for 20 minutes?
- If your life depended on victory, have to run a 100-yard race against a sixth grader or
against your 11-year-old dog?
- In a fit of anger and frustration, curse someone who cut in line in front of you at a movie for his or her race or
- Be trapped in an elevator packed with wet dogs or
three fat men with bald breath?
- Have to put to sleep five puppies you just got or
a dog you've had a year?
- Be accused of discriminating against someone because of age or
- As a male in grade school, be known as a "momma's boy" or
a "brown noser"?
You wouldn't believe the conversations that these bad boys have started up so far.....I'm sure that I'll use the whole book for something or another but so far everyone has asked for a set of coasters for Christmas.....(strange men