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« on: August 10, 2008 06:44:34 PM »

This idea has been a long time cummin'. (tee hee!) But first, here is my warning graphic:



Now here is my dick army:

 
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slightly confused penis and office space penis

 
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crazy hatchet penis and mustache penis

 
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gingham bowtie penis

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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008 06:48:03 PM »

lol mustache
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008 06:50:42 PM »

haha...cute Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008 06:52:25 PM »

LMFAO! Ghilie those are fantastic!
I love the rather worried looking office space one with the red tie.  The gingham bowtie one is made with that ... ummmm...."strokably" soft fabric, isnt he?

I may have to try this - I could use a dick army of my own.
I can imagine hanging them in mobile style, then having my guy come over.  If he starts getting cocky (bad pun intended), I could just point to the mobile and say "shut up or youre next!"
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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008 06:52:40 PM »

*facepalm* totally unnecessary, yet frightfully amusing XD

I have never had any use for a dick army, but I'm glad SOMEONE does!
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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2008 06:54:50 PM »

Hahahaha this is great!

Reminds me of that Family Guy episode. Next you can make Vagina Coast Guards!
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2008 06:55:05 PM »

*dies*

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2008 06:57:38 PM »

LMFAO! Ghilie those are fantastic!
I love the rather worried looking office space one with the red tie.  The gingham bowtie one is made with that ... ummmm...."strokably" soft fabric, isnt he?

yes he is, but I had such a hard time hand sewing him up I didn't make any more out of that fabric.

I also tried to convince my husband to draw penises all over some fabric with sharpie (a la "Superbad") so I could make a bag for them.  Then I would have a "bag of dicks"  as in "suck a bag of dicks."  

He didn't go for it.  ah well.

Hahahaha this is great!

Reminds me of that Family Guy episode. Next you can make Vagina Coast Guards!

Vagina Coast guard, LOL!

But thanks, everyone.


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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2008 07:06:35 PM »

Well I never thought I'd ever call a penis 'cute' or 'pretty' but hey you have done it!!!
They are so cute, it gave me wild thoughts of what if the real things looked like these Grin
Then my mind wandered on a dirty thought train and now the one with the mustache is definitely a porn star from the 70s!
You are a genius!
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2008 07:09:45 PM »

Tongue I am thinking that you need to make an uncircumcised one - with his lil eyes barely peeking up over the top of the foreskin.  It would be like hes wearing a turtleneck..yeah I know, Im sick  Grin
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