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Topic: Zombilicious is moving to New Zealand!!! Heavy pics (jokes included)  (Read 1629 times)
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Zahyka
« on: June 12, 2008 04:49:45 PM »

Hello again!!

Here's a special order I received from New-Zealand!
I was asked to do a green and black, Evil-Bunny-of-Doom-from-Hell stuffed with roasted souls of the damned. Unfortunately, I ran out of souls so it's stuffed with regular... stuffing Roll Eyes

Since this is my post... I have decided to share a part of my favorite comic book.
All this roasted souls, Evil of Doom and stuff reminded me of Wobbly Headed Bob.
(I do this because I can)



This all start with Wobbly Headed Bob who hear a mother and father talking about their newborn. 

Mommy:
Oh, our beautiful child!! So fresh and full of inevitable greatness!!

Daddy:
A doctor!! A judge!! Maybe even PRESIDENT!!!

Wobbly headed Bob:
You dare revel in this hideous beast you have spawned, so bloaded with countless wicked futures!!
Blinded morons, for all you know, this child of yours may be a vessel for SATAN!!!!
(runs away in fear)

Mommy + Daddy:
KILL IT!!!



What? You liked it and you are begging in front of your screen to have another one?
Well today is your lucky day my friend  Grin



By a beautiful and sunny day, Wobbly Headed Bob takes a walk in the parc. Someone's staring directly into the sun...

Stranger:
Ssigh! SIGH!

Wobbly Headed Bob:
Pain??

Stranger:
Oh Mr Wobble Bob! I'm in luuuuuuv! Do you believe in love??

Wobbly Headed Bob:
Ooh. I believe in PAIN by whatever name you wish to disguise it under. So yesss!! I DO believe in LOVE!! Hear me and wisen simple man.

Stranger:
SQUEEEEE!! But you don't understand! I'm in love and I'm so HAPPEEEE!! Whoo-hooo!! Wheeeeeheee!! mmmm... Whoooo!!

Wobbly Headed Bob:
I will save you, sad ignorant one...
That smile on your face is all the proof I need to see that you are miserable. Your ''Happiness'' is little more than the setup for an old, yet hideously cruel, joke; the punchline being your inevitable, pathetic realization that you've wasted so much of your time thinking that somebody could actually ''love'' you!!

Stranger:
But... Uh... Honestly... I'm REALLY VERY hap...

Wobbly Headed Bob:
OOOG!! Who the hell are you to tell ME how you really feel?!! Pleeeeze!! Let me help you!!

Stranger: Why are you doing this!! She... she told me she loves me!! "sob"

Wobbly Headed Bob:
Yes, wretch, weep. For in the end you will always be alone. No love for you.

Stranger:
OH GOD!! PLEASE END THIS!! WHAT IS LEFT BUT TO DIE? I'LL KILL MYSELF!!

Wobbly Headed Bob:
YOU DO THAT!!!

Stranger:
HEEEEEEEGHKKAGH!!! (cutting his throat whit pure conviction)

Wobbly Headed Bob:
DO IT! DO IT!! DO IT!!!
You'll see that death is NOT the answer!! It solves NOTHING!! You must fight the pain! um... OH LORD!! I've lost yet another soul to the agony! Why do they never listen!! the pain!! THE PAIN!!
It would debilitate if not for the ferocity of my compassion!! Others suffer so others AWAIT!!


And here are some pictures of the little bunny  Wink













Come on!! Leave comments this time  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008 05:02:40 PM »

he's awesome!  I love all the details, like the claws and the mohawk, and his jewelry!  Zombielicious.
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008 06:12:49 PM »

love the mohawk!!!  heeeeeee's cuuuuuuute!  nice job once again!!   hunny, would you like me to send you some reading material?  LOLOL! kidding! ahhhhhh
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008 07:42:12 PM »

Ok, first of all that rabbit is awesome. And second, anyone who quotes Wobbly Headed Bob at length is officially on my list of hella cool people!!  MMMMmmmmm zombie goodness..
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008 09:35:46 PM »

This rocks!
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008 10:29:06 PM »

Squee!  Zombunny love!!!
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2008 12:04:58 AM »

That. is. amazing!
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2008 07:01:51 AM »

ahhh!
damn your good =D =D
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2008 11:48:32 AM »

The lil claws are my fave part!
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2008 09:08:56 AM »

Honestly, I am quite in love. I love the fluffy green fabric, it looks like decaying bunny fur! That's a bit sick, but whatever. His claws are super and I am really going to have to look up Wobbly Headed Bob now. Cheesy
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