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Topic: Mature subject/nsfw my new cross stitch pattern (male nudity)  (Read 16676 times)
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« on: April 25, 2008 07:36:13 PM »

I haven't stitched this yet but I plan to start this weekend.  A friend of mine who's pregnant asked me to come up with a cross stitch pattern that had a penis in.  So, I obliged....how can I turn down a prego lady??!!  Anyway, it cracked me up as she told me that she takes this project everywhere with her and will quite happily stitch anywhere....doctors office too!

 
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I can't wait to start stitching him!!  Grin

And maybe I'll start on boobies next!! Cheesy



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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2008 07:40:54 PM »

That is fantastic! And it's "classy" penis, not "I'm a male stripper, check out my wares" penis!
I'd make one.
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2008 07:42:30 PM »

oh my gosh, all I saw was man goodies in the new project icon and my first reaction was LOL WTF!

Thats going to look reprehensibly awesome when done.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2008 07:43:53 PM »

I wonder where she might hang it up  Grin Excellent job, though.
Btw, the thumbnail shows on the main page...
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2008 07:46:15 PM »

Shocked lmao

That is so funny, I saw it one the main page and was like, wow craftster porn, woot. We need an X-rated contest.
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2008 07:46:49 PM »

I wonder where she might hang it up  Grin Excellent job, though.
Btw, the thumbnail shows on the main page...

Oh blimey, where do I change that??!!  I don't want to offend anyone or get into trouble!!
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2008 07:47:33 PM »

Shocked lmao

That is so funny, I saw it one the main page and was like, wow craftster porn, woot. We need an X-rated contest.

Yeah, the big schlong on the thumbnail totally grabbed my attention and screamed, "Click me for a good time!"
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2008 07:47:58 PM »

hahaha!  Amazing!
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008 07:49:07 PM »

lmao, Id do that and hang it in the bathroom or maybe the lounge and just hide it when my little cuzs (9-11) come around Cheesy very cool, not your Nanas cross stitch (although knowing my Gran she might get a kick out of it...maybe not)
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008 07:49:55 PM »

this would make an awesome present for a friend of mine with a good sense of humor. I wish i could crossstich Sad

good job on making the pattern. I took part in that 600+ views on etsy haha.
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