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makeithot
« on: January 29, 2005 04:21:40 PM »

i made these sex organ mittens for pierre.

http://24.43.81.87/other/mittenspierre.jpg

i'm not sure the vagina is that legible & i had a hard time knitting it in detail in such a small area. but i think the penis turned out well! i also sewed some fleece inserts to make them warmer.

probably the funnest thing i have knit yet. i should make more of an effort to knit blobs of semen on everything i make. i think i have to make something titty-themed next.

& here are the yellow death mittens for my friend mike, which he has yet to recieve!

http://24.43.81.87/other/mittensmike.jpg

i was a little worried about breaking the text onto two lines, but i think it turned out pretty well & is readable, no? now he can intimidate everyone with his asian ferocity.

they were both knit with the same basic two-needle mitten pattern my roommate found at the salvation army. i made the intarsia charts myself.
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spoon
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2005 04:23:17 PM »

the sex mittens are brilliant!  great valentine's!!!
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suki
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2005 05:11:50 PM »

why haven't i knit penises all over everything?!
those are truely amazing. 
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lisascenic
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2005 05:58:57 PM »

Oh, if ever there was a project crying out for a little fun fur, this is it!!!!! 

I hope someone asks me why I'm grinning, so I can say "dirty mittens!"

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Keridiana
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2005 06:06:51 PM »

The sex mittens are too funny!  I wonder how many ppl would shake hands with me.  Ha ha ha!
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bananalionscan
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2005 09:13:20 PM »

I love the sex mittens!
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makeithot
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2005 09:37:29 PM »

thanks dudes!
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Tere
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2005 05:24:25 AM »

 Roll Eyes Oh my...yes, everything is quite legible!
Pierre is a lucky guy. You're very talented.
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2005 04:01:33 PM »

i love them~ but for the broken lines of text, make them go across the mittens, maybe?

like:                     / yel   \    / low \
                          /dea    \  /th     \

maybe....
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2005 04:48:44 PM »

dude, not only is your intarsia terrific, the mittern pattern is too! could you post it, by any chance?
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