Okay, guys, prepare to be wowed. I received from the_christine a week or so ago, and these are the amazing things I was blessed with:
When I first opened the huge box I was sent, this little Craftman tool box (much to my boyfriend's chagrin - he works for Sears) was looking at me. I was slightly confused and wondered if the_christine got her swaps confused with each other.
However, I opened up the box and found that the top lid was completely covered in what appears to be origami paper of some sort.
It does have that type of design, doesn't it? to change your image viewing settings please click here
There is a little tray-type of thing that you can pull off of the top of the inside of the box, which cleverly hides the sexy paper that decorates the inside of the box.
The letter inside the box, which explains, among other things, that she thought the box would be great for hiding my toys and such since I live with my boyfriend's folks (it is) and that knitted condoms are for novelty use only...more on that later.
The top shot is a picture of the nifty packaging for the bottom item - a little lock. I'm unsure of what I will do with it right now, but I do love the tiny little detailing.
The top two shots are of the top and side of a tin that she sent me - the top has an octopus-looking guy on it, which is a silly nod to a popular kind of hentai that I find amusing and disturbing at the same time. The side says "safe sex is good sex" - I'm a huge advocate for that type of thing. The bottom picture is what was inside the box - a little knit condom...
...which I promptly put on my penis. to change your image viewing settings please click here
This is a little knit bag that says "I <3 MY CUNT" (a nod to my feminist side, I think?) with a cool little pocket on the inside. I'm not sure what I will use it for as of yet, but I think it might be a good place for my money, phone, and whatnot when I'm out at art fairs and such during the summer. I love this bag so much - you have no idea how much I love it. I just need to find the perfect use for it! to change your image viewing settings please click here
Another awesome bag with embroidery of people on it - this was put to use over the weekend holding some emergency sewing supplies for a trip I was on. to change your image viewing settings please click here
The last thing I got is also the most informative - the Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex (I'm a deviant, I know!). I asked for some information on different positions and such that could be used for anal and the_christine sent me this book with, well, everything I had ever possibly wanted to know about anal sex but had no one to ask. I haven't had a chance to really sit down with this book (it's not exactly a good dinnertime read, methinks) but I plan on sitting down with my boy and reading through it together. It's awesome.
Thank you SO much, the_christine. You really spoiled me with so many great crafts...and you made me totally nervous that my crafts are SO not going to live up to this type of greatness.