I received today, from mountaingrrl!! ok, so she picked me for a f*ckit bucket, which I really figured I needed, mostly because i don't cuss much, having a kid here, but if i don't learn how, i'm gonna explode!!
so i get this box, with a card, and the envelope says "read me first or last.... it doesn't <F>ing matter"
LOL, ok, i can tell this is going to be fun!
so i start reading the card (which i thought was the funniest part of all)
and i got...
well, the <F>it bucket, with removeable labels, in case i bluch too much (mostly i was laughing really hard)
some "meanie bags", appropriate for hurling at the walls. they can be heated in the microwave and used as mini heating pads. AND, if the sewing fails, they're easily vacuumed....
and they say things like "cheese and rice" (my son's favorite saying), "eat <S> and die", "suck it", "dumbass... need i say more?", "do i look like i give a crap?", and "hands are for knitting not for hitting"
then, there was a bracelet featuring words to get me started cursing. i'm to feel free to wear it around my ex.
a chicken that lays bubble gum eggs.
and kleenex, in case i need a cry
then... there's a tank kit, for days when i feel like i need an army.
a magnet, that says "age is an issue of mind over matter. if you don't mind, it doesn't matter"
a martha stewart speedy recipe book, "although that bitch doesn't know anything if she thinks 45 minutes is speedy"
nope, not done yet!
a booklet of moda dea patterns
a plastic canvas kit "it's ridiculously east, fast and if you like them it seem like the elderly are all about plastic canvas"
some flower lollipops (i LOVE twinkle pops!!)
assorted candy and chocolate (i had to take back the B&R ones from my son who pretended to not know how they followed him into his room)
and last, but not least (actually the description was a riot)
"lemonade mix - when life gives you crap, just be glad you have lemonade mix, because life has never given me lemons and i'm not drinking crap tea"
mountaingrrl - thank you so much. today really wasn't a great day, then i got tortured at PT, and then came home to this box that made me laugh till I cried.
someone needs to spoil mountaingrrl.... big time!