My sister (she's 15, which is exactly 1/2 my age) and I really want to get the 'moustache tattoo', cause we like to talk in a funny 'foreign moustache man' voice. Here's the tattto:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_mustache_tattooand, for lots of funny examples:
http://fingerstache.ning.com/In the meantime, what's better than a big funky moustache, always at hand, in the form of a necklace? See, it's a moustache, disguised as a necklace, to disguise your face!
See, here is your preview:

Step one:

Cut the 'stache from a piece of Shrinky plastic, I used the entire 8.5" length
Step Two:

Step Three:

Decorate with sharpies, colored pencils or paintpens (my choice). I only colored it on one side, so it has a brown side and a black side!
Step 4:
Punch a hole in one side (or 2 if you want the chain to connect both. I didn't, I chose one)
Step 5:
Put it on cardboard, and a baking sheet, and bake
Step 6:
Get mad when it curls upStep 7:
Flatten with a spatula and finish baking
Step 8:
Let it cool, then try it on for size!
Brown side:

Black side:

Then, make a mustache treasury on Etsy, and roar hysterically when it makes the front page!

Step 9:
Tie on a ribbon, chain, etc. to make it a necklace! I used lime green ribbon.
Step 10:
Package (make a cute tag or card) and gift!:

Seriously, the easiest, cheapest, and funniest gift you can give ALL season!

Now, go make one and ROCK your 'STACHE!