First, while I was editing my photos I noticed this bright orb in the same location in all the pictures. My mother was holding up the cards for me and it was right over her right shoulder. I wasn't using the flash... maybe my house is haunted.
here be my monster post.
I will number them.
"I'm lying when I say I would do anything to be skinny. I should say I would do anything except stop eating crappy food."
"Once, when I was little, I drank too much grape juice & threw up. Since then I've told everyone I'm allergic to grape flavoring. I really don't think I am, but I can't change my mind after 14 years, can I?"
It's really weird that I got this one because one of my friends had the same thing happen to her - when she was younger, her mom mixed this cherry cough medicine wrong, and she drank it and threw up... Now she says she's allergic to cherry flavoring and she'll really get sick if she eats it. I think both her and you have a psychological problem - you have a negative correlation with the flavoring to being sick.
"My Dream is to bike across the US. But people laugh if I tell them that, so I say it's a secret."
"What's with people? I don't laugh when they say their dream is a cottage on the coast."
"I think that you are more gorgeous that this sunset. I only wish that you could ever possibly feel the same way about me. I coud fall in love with you in a second. Want to try falling for me, too?"
"I hate xmas."
I really, really like this secret.
"I don't think they really understand how much it affected me when they said I was fat."
"By now I should know what I want to do with my life, who I want to be, but I don't. I feel lost."
"I'm embarrassed by the mess I live in, but I can never bring myself to clean it up."
"I'm tired of being in the background."
"I told him all of my sorrority's secrets."
"Bacon is my weakness. I cook it for my boyfriend just so I can smell it. Eating it would just be gross though."
"I'd love to be Prom Queen. I make fun of it because I don't have a chance."
I'm sorry you feel this way. I didn't even go to my prom because school dances depress me. But at my high school (all girls) you could nominate someone and then they put the nominations in a hat and drew them out.
"I'm paranoid that my friends hate me."
I'm paranoid that people I work with hate me...
"I care more about the lives of animals than about the lives of humans."