stupid Martha Stewart!

[Seika]

Oh my gosh.  This is the most hilarious thread ever, I need tapes of these muppet shows.  I haven't had any Martha mishaps, I'm too scared to try.

[Umberella]

I tried to make her fortune cookies for my wedding favors (without trying them out first-they looked neat for my Asian-themed wedding) and they were not at all like Martha's! I had to go out and buy Jordan almonds and tulle circles at the last minute. Argh...

[MissKitty]

For the Apprentice 2, or whatever it's called, instead of "You're fired!" how about "I'm gonna have to let you go" ? I can see Martha saying that, and acting sorry.

Maybe not mean enough, but I like it.

Kind of like "We're sorry, you're just not right for our band, INXS". I love that show.

[box of purls]

I saw the episode with Cookie Monster and Elmo...it was pretty funny.

For the Apprentice 2, or whatever it's called, instead of "You're fired!" how about "I'm gonna have to let you go" ? I can see Martha saying that, and acting sorry.

Maybe not mean enough, but I like it.

If it's said sort of sugary sweet nice like it's almost more mean. 

[karmic]

I've always thought she'd say, "Hiring you would just not be a good thing. I'm sorry."  Then if the constestant refused to leave, they'd be escorted out of the building by two buff security guys wielding hot glue guns.

[box of purls]

I've always thought she'd say, "Hiring you would just not be a good thing. I'm sorry."   Then if the constestant refused to leave, they'd be escorted out of the building by two buff security guys wielding hot glue guns.

Hahaha!

[SparkleHorse]

ok, i must chime in here... this is TOO FUNNY!  while i had success with martha's fortune cookies (i mean, all my fingerprints got burned off, but...whatever...), i can't get her stupid baby booties to work!  i have tried FIVE TIMES to crochet those *&^%$ booties and all i get are little yarn canoes.  gaaahhh. my husband calls them baby boaties.

[bryn_or_lunatic]

She had this awesome jelly bean vase and it was a vase inside of a bigger vase and she put jelly bellys inbetween them. I did a version with the cheapest jelly beans I could find because after that you can't really eat them. So What I'm trying to say is WTF jelly bellies are Expensive Eat them don't decorate with them.

The vase was beautiful with tulips.

 

[Andrea Shuman]

Hi

I just joined this group and I noticed the Martha Stewart topic is toooo funny!  If you really want to laugh your "A" off.  Go to the website www.liquidgeneratio ns.com.  They have adult like cartoons that will tickle your funny bone.  You have to look towards the bottom that says "cartoons".  There's one cartoon that's of Martha Stewart looking turkey.  She's in a large kitchen inside a prison and the cartoon looks just like her, but they gave her a man's voice and she's dressed in a bright orange coveralls that prisoners wear now a days.  It is soooo funny.  I showed it my Supervisor and other co-workers and we had a blast!

Andrea Shuman
Hayward, Calif