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« on: June 18, 2007 07:02:49 PM »

Okay this is too much information, but I just have to share this funny story.

SO... my oldest daughter who is 9, is obsessed with boobs. She pokes at mine all the time. I tell her that she needs to respect people's space and not touch people if they ask not to be touched. Her response is usually a giggly " But I like boobs".

So the other night we were all downstairs watching a movie and she asked to sit on my lap and cuddle and sure enough she pokes my boob. I tell her " That is it, I am going to crochet you a little boob on a keychain so that whenever you get the urge to poke mine again, you can just squeeze the heck out of the one I made you"

So I made her a boob on a keychain. I have to say as weird as this all sounds, it was a great idea I had!


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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007 07:05:37 PM »

Adorable! I can think of a few guy friends who wouldn't mind having some of these to fiddle with (not as good as the real thing, I'm assuming, but cute and fun none-the-less).
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sammimag
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007 07:25:44 PM »

I love it.  Ya know at first I was thinking maybe you had made her a boob bra Shocked

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2007 07:33:57 PM »

Love the story!  Oh what a mom will do for a child!  Love the boobie keychain!
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Crocheting is like prostitution.  First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.  Maybe that is why they call us Hookers?
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2007 08:06:55 PM »

so cute.Did you write a pattern for it.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007 08:12:09 PM »

That is so funny. And cute.
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2007 08:32:11 PM »

That's a cute story my youngest god daughter Lucy(whose in the pic with me) has a habit of hitting me in the rear, whenever she does that in front of her little brother (my only godson, I have 5 god daughter's) he'll stand in front of her and shout 'no hit momma dee on her butt!' so yeah cute things kids will do and say. I love your story and how you fixed it in the end, the keychain is too cute.
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2007 06:29:37 AM »

Boobie keychain pattern: For personal use only. You may not use this pattern to make items to sell.

Starting with nipple (pink yarn) use e hook

Row 1: Ch 2. 6 sc in second ch from hk. Sl st into first sc.

Row 2: Ch 1. Sc in each sc around (6 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 3: Ch 1. Sc in each sc around (6 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 4: Ch 1. 2 sc in each sc around (12 stitches). Sl st to join.

Now for the breast (cream yarn) use f hook

Row 5: Ch 1. 2 sc in next st. 1 sc in next stitch. Repeat this all the way around (18 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 6: Ch 1. Sc in each stitch around (18 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 7: Ch 1. 2 sc in next st. 1 sc in each of next 2 st. Repeat this around ( 24 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 8: Ch 1. Sc in each stitch around (24 stitches). Sl st to join.

Row 9-10: Repeat row 8. Sl st to join.

Row 11-12: 2sctog for next st (back loops only for first row). Repeat this around (12 stitches).  Sl st to join.

Adding O ring (keychain part)

Ch. 1. Holding the key ring next to  your yarn, bring your hook under the ring and yarn over coming back under the ring to bring up a loop. Make one sc. Put hook through next stitch and going under the fing again, yo and make another sc. Do this 5 times. this will secure the ring to the boob. Ch. 1. Sl st through all 5 sc you just made. Fasten off. Weave in ends.

Twala! Now you have a boob keychain.
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2007 08:26:21 AM »

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Thanks for sharing the pattern!
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2007 12:45:52 PM »

 Cheesy That's creative....love it, thanks for sharin' the story & pattern.
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