Potty Mouth Sweary Word Swap Round 4

[toothy]

I received from that fucking fabulous swapping French madam, Polkaroo today.  What a kick in the ass!!!
Not only did she do the Martha "get your thumb out of your ass" Stewart packing job but her goodies were hysterical (I'm at that age where I don't feel easy joking about pissing myself(-: ).

With out further fucking ado....
My little bastard wearing the "Son of a Bitch" collar.  He REALLY liked that.

Daisy displaying her new "Pussy" collar and all her pussiness (we'll leave the young woman holding her out of this, she was an innocent bystander)

A very happy Jack wearing his "Pussy" ID tag.  He's a cigar smoker from way back, he has his own catnip cigar (we interrupted his session to take this picture, hence, the expression)

I love it when my pussy sticks to the frig - now I've got THREE of the adorable little fuckers!!!

"Fuck Off" and "Cock Soup" - Need I say more?


And last but certainly not fucking least, the "Reverse Swear Jar" and my French-Canadian Flash cards.  I've always said I spoke enough French to get myself in trouble and now, I can be fucking certain of it.  Well, je suis manger d'la merde heureusement!!

Thank you so fucking much sweet Polkaroo for your creativity and care.  Everything was absolutely adorable and I don't feel I could take enough pictures to do it all justice (and CHOCOLATE!!!  I almost forgot to mention the FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!  She sent CHOCOLATE!!).

[Polkaroo]

Yay!  It arrived!  God bless those lazy fuckers at Canada Post, they actually got something to its destination on time for once!

I'm glad you liked your stuff, toothy.  I had quite the giggle while packing everything up in the scented pink shredded papers.

[toothy]

No kidding about the Post!  I was getting worried that the pony express on this side of the line threw a shoe, colicked and died - it seemed to take forever for my parcel to reach you.

Thank you again for my wonderful package and I am so glad you enjoyed the one I sent you.  I had a ball thinking it up and sending it to you.  I am now trying to sing "Frere Jacques" with new words.

"Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Mange d'la merde, mange d'la merde
tu es trou d'cu, tu es trou d'cu
je suis putain,je suis putain" 

[winter83]

I put in a lot of feedback for everyone that is done so far. So if yours isn't there and it should be or is fucked up some how please let me know.

[silentdementia]

I was having camera issues for a bit but I finally have pictures



Tart bag



My Sexy Fucker leg/arm warmers


And an action shot of my hat. I think I look rather fucking smug


It's all fabulous, thank you so much bloody mary!

[winter83]

cool shit!

[artemisfair]

Oh piss, haha, that reminds me of that flash series "tourettes guy"

www.tourettesguys.c om

Too fucking funny.

[iheartmyTHO]

i love the tourette's guy!  he's fucking hilarious.  bob saget!

[artemisfair]

My favorite
'Let me tell you about a porcupines balls! They are small and they don't give a fuck!"

I am known to tell people to "suck my dick, or cock" when I am frustrated.

P.S. The M&M thing made me laugh so hard I cried.

[EmotionalBaggage]

Holy shit people!! Fucking awesome shit and I'm not getting my replies in my inbox!!! GAH!! So many fabulous things coming through I don't even know where to start, but that bra bag with the beads is fucking wonderful!

Fuckin sweet loot everybody! *sigh* I was beginning to wonder what was happening....couldn't tell you why I wasn't receiving my messages. Fucking computers!