Hello, let me introduce myself. My name is fidget.
Many of you are acquainted with my owner. She calls herself "Craftinator" but I know her by many other names. This morning, the name I would wish to call her may not be a favorable one so I will refrain from uttering it aloud.
You people do not know what us pets go through when we are trying to live a dignified life whilst in the midst of creative craftiness. The picture below was taking by my owner after I humiliatingly walked around the house for a bit with clear tape stuck to my chin. Clear tape tossed aside by no fault of my own! It was HER!! I only innocently came across it while sniffing at what was casually tossed on the floor in a frenzy of creativeness that the Craftinator initiated!!!!
(See that shiny spot below my chin??)
Must life be like this day after day?? Must I submit myself to such miscellaneous adornments NOT of my choosing??
Ok, Ok, I WILL admit I DO enjoy the toys she apparently lovingly crafts just for me - for example - instead of tossing the scrap ribbon and leftover long strand of fleece, she ties the two of them together in a series of knots so I can have a new play toy and she didn't even yell at me when I was batting at it and her finger got in the way of my claw. Ok, I will admit that I get to spend lots of time watching dangly shiny things being moved about on a regular basis and there never seems to be a dull moment around here! And, she hasn't YET crocheted me a hat that I must embarrassingly wear for the camera.....yet.....
I guess ya gotta take the good with the bad.
Thanks for listening.
Are there any other pets out there that would like to vent?