Jack Sparrow present

[deruku]

My boyfriend is in love with Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp in general), so last night I drew up a suggestive picture for him. In the reference picture he was holding a gun, but I took it out to make it look like he was checking someone out.

While I consider the painting itself done, I'll happily accept any critiques on the layout, dialogue, or any of that other stuff. I'm not quite satisfied with how the wording on the side looks.

[DarthSqurl]

That's amazing! And hilarious!

[Katxena]

What a clever idea!  I think maybe the quote should be something a bit more piratey, like "I'll hoist the mainsl' for ya' Jeff" or something like that.

[naelany]

Wow

[x0xmanda]

or how about " Jeff, ye can walk me plank anyday!" Savvy? 

[Katxena]

oh! I like the plank quote!  The painting is a really wonderful gift!

[x0xmanda]

ooo ooo ooo i got another one.
"you can share me booty, jeff"
or "I'll find your black pearls!"
or "I'll X your  treasure, jeff!"

what can i say, i'm a teen. its too easy to come up with sexual innuendo lol

[x0xmanda]

"a unic, are you?"

[deruku]

Thanks for the comments! I was going to go for something with more pirate slang, but after reading a few quotes from Sparrow I noticed that he doesn't talk all piratey.

However...I might change it to the plank one or the black pearl one.

[aliastriona_angerboda]

Ha, that's really cool!

My first thought is to use Capt'n Sparrow's apparent eunuch fixation...'cause there's really only one way to know for certain whether a guy is or isn't castrated...