I made this as a gag gift for a $5 pollyanna a bunch of my friends are doing. What do you think? Someone suggested crotchless panties that hopefully one of the boys would end up with, but I thought I'd try this first.


Here is the pattern:
Ch 21.
Row 1: Sc across, ch 1.
Row 2: Sc across, ch 2.
Row 3: Dc 1, *ch 1, skip one stitch, dc in next stitch* until 2 stitches left. Dc 2, ch 1.
Row 4: Sc across, ch 2.
Row 5: Dc2tog, dc 1, *ch 1, skip one stitch, dc in next stitch* until 3 stitches left. Dc2tog, dc to end, ch 1.
Repeat rows 4 & 5 three times more.
Row 12: Sc across, ch 1.
Row 13: Sc2tog, sc across until 3 stitches left, sc2tog, sc 1, ch 1.
Repeat row 13 three times more.
Row 17 - 29: Sc across, ch 1.
Row 30: Sc 1, Sc2tog, sc 1, ch 1.
Row 31: Sc 1, Sc2tog, ch 1.
Row 32: Sc2tog, ch 20, cut yarn, tie end of chain down 6 stitches into itself to create a loop.
With new yarn, ch 70, sc 20 across top of main piece, ch 70. Weave in ends.
To wear, pull yarn ends through loop in back and tie in bow. This way, it fits many sizes.