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Topic: SEXY STOCKING STUFFERS (& non sexy, too)  (Read 8950 times)
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2006 04:35:22 PM »

Ok - ya'll have to remember my name is Grandma Bonnie and I earned it...  I make Wienie Washers, Willy Warmers, Exotic Rubber Plants, Redneck Viagra.  I would be happy to give anyone the directions and poems I use to embelish them.  I sell items at the Farmer's Market and people won't let me stop making the gag gifts.  I love to make people laugh and it works! Oh I also have poems to attach for toilet paper - Cowby TP, You've Been Bad TP etc. etc...
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« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2006 04:13:03 PM »

OK I don't want to search for it online and punish myself with pop-ups, but they make a sextoy that's stocking-sized, it's a bullet w/ some kind of strap so you have it on your tongue for giving oral pleasure.  I want one.  He'll want one.  Either of you can use it on the other.  Look for it in your fave toy store
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« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2006 08:35:49 AM »

Ok - ya'll have to remember my name is Grandma Bonnie and I earned it...  I make Wienie Washers, Willy Warmers, Exotic Rubber Plants, Redneck Viagra.

Ok, I'm intrigued. Would you please share how you make these. My family loves gag gifts:-)
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« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2006 08:05:49 AM »

liquid latex. kinda expensive but you can cover body parts in this super thin layer and the good part is when you peel it off!!!
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« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2006 08:15:20 AM »

You could get some of those little gummy cock rings, there are even some that have a little vibrator attached.  try blowfish.com or stockroom.com

Just a note of warning:  cheap handcuffs are a BAD idea.  cheap ones can break/malfunction easily and handcuffs in general can damage your wrists.  you'd be better off making or buying simple leather or canvas restraints.
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« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2006 08:18:40 AM »

If you can crochet, make the Boobie Pillow Pattern!

http://web.archive.org/web/20040218151855/http://home.inreach.com/marthac/crochet6.html
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« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2006 04:03:09 AM »

This candy store near here used to carry chocolate body frosting.  They had cute little jars and little paint brushes.  I always got them for bachlorette parties.  I am not sure the brand, but if you are intrested I can always call over there and find out.
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« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2006 04:36:21 AM »

OK - y'all have to remember my name is Grandma Bonnie and I earned it...  I make Wienie Washers, Willy Warmers, Exotic Rubber Plants, Redneck Viagra.  I would be happy to give anyone the directions and poems I use to embellish them.  I sell items at the Farmer's Market and people won't let me stop making the gag gifts.  I love to make people laugh and it works! Oh I also have poems to attach for toilet paper - Cowboy TP, You've Been Bad TP etc. etc...
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 Grin Grandmabonnie, I must have the directions and all the other good stuff, thank you for your willingness to share!!  I can't wait to give my husband a Willy warmer and redneck Viagra!!
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« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2006 06:23:51 AM »

Grandmabonnie I will have to agree please share!!
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« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2006 07:11:37 PM »

Here's a list of things I use for my DH's naughty stocking (given after everyone is asleep lol). All of these things can usually be bought at Dollar Tree. Some of these milght seem a bit bizarre but it is really fun to have him guess how some of these things can be sexy lol.



**Feathered masks (found at Halloween time -other times they still have the plain party masks which are easily dressed up with craft feathers, flowers, etc)
**Bath oils, bubble bath (make coupon to wash his back)
**lotions (think massages)and massage tools - rollers, octopuses, etc - I even found a battery operated massager (not a vibrator type)
**temporary tattooes
**powder puffs (for dusting that homemade edible powder on or just as a massage tool)
**candles (coupon for candlelit dinner)
**Audio cassettes/CD's- mix your own lovemakin' soundtrack
**journals to record your fantasies
**bathtub paints
**paint brushes (fun even without paint)
**straws (blow on an area then wet it with your favorite wetter and blow again).
**scarves for blindfolds or tie up games
**baby oil or veggie oils for massage or oil wrestling
**feather duster
**Sunglasses (Mirrored ones are great)
**Stationery - for hot love letters - also look for stickers, stamps, etc for dressing up love notes.
**Construction paper - for making paper heart trails
**plastic wrap - lots of bondage fun with this
**Cake decorating tips - fun edible body art
**colored lightbulbs
**pretend money (for stripper, hooker, on indecent proposal fantasies)
**water guns (fun to "kidnap" him with or to let him use on you in wet t-shirt)

Oral Aids packet
imitation Altoids
poprocks
cough drops
mouthwash
pepsodent
aluminum foil -put on your teeth before humming the national anthem.
Different toppings
For Her-alka seltzer, seltzer water


Coupons
http://www.romantics.net/lovecoupons/
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