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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2004 09:27:17 AM »

'What's another word for thesaurus?'

or you could just put 'Slogan' to be ironic  Wink
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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2004 09:40:15 AM »

V V - so bad, but i love it!  Kiss

i need to start working on making nifty word shirts since the hot boy instructor of my aerobics class loved the shirt i wore to the first class [yesterday]  saying "You will bow to me" on it... so my game plan is to keep wearing word shirts that catch his eye and then finally making one that says "f*ck me silly mr aerobics instructor man" or something to that extent..what do u think...?
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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2004 10:29:57 AM »

I just came across this a site that had this Thomas Edison quote on it -

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

Struck a chord with me, I guess!

I like this quote from him as well ...

"If we all did the things we are really capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.... "

On the other hand, I had a friend who had a t-shirt that looked like an old 50's cartoon, and it was a women with a slightly shocked look on her face, saying "Oh no, I left the baby on the bus ... again!"

If you have kids, it's really funny ...  Wink


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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2004 02:25:39 PM »

You know how there are those shirts with the "How to get of school" type instructions, well you could make a spoof of of one of those like
"A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant:
First, get a huge block of marble. Then, you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant"

and then here are just some stupid things like

A grownup is someone who suffers from responsibility.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

A teenager is God's punishment for enjoying sex.  
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« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2004 02:39:47 PM »

Sorry some of these tickled me too...

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.

Robin: Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!

Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

Razors pain you. Rivers are damp. Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give. Gas smells awful; you might as well live.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

Rehab is for quitters!


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« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2004 10:17:00 AM »

lol i'm loving this topic!  Grin
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« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2004 12:45:54 PM »

*If it wasn't you, then I would, you know.
*Do you know of an outlet where I could buy a SPORK?
*No, I don't understand either
*Noooooo, not the straightjacket!
*Hotdogs smell funny
*If I count to 20 then you run and hide.
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« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2004 05:27:00 PM »

hi! there was a thread on this on glitter, so I took all my faves and saved them. My very favorites  have anasterisk:

*~~~*I believe in unicorns  
*~~~*I want all the diamonds (& draw diamonds all over the shirt)
*It's better to be looked over than overlooked. - Mae West
~~~*Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. - Groucho Marx
*Virtue has never been as respectable as money. - Mark Twain
*~Im not as stupid as I feel
*soul in conflict
*I am not here
*~~I made a shirt that says on the front "various brand name here" and on the back "we will not be a billboard for your commercialism" but that was because I was getting annoyed with all those t shirts that say Abercrombie or aeropostale or american eagle



*~~~"nice person"
*~~be brave
*who, me?
*~~~~~De Libertas Quirkas(freedom to be peculiar)...
*~~~*Feminism is the RADICAL notion that women are PEOPLE
*~~~will work for money
*~~we're all mad here
i'm mad, you're mad
   
*~~who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
*my cat can beat up your cat.
*do you know the muffin man?
*~~So I live in my own little world... at least everyone knows me here.
*~~-The world is our burrito.
*~bald and beautiful
*"weird girl"
*What if the hokey-pokey really is what its all about?
*~~Labels are for jars
*think of your favorite funny movies, and get quotes from the movies - i bet you'd make some awesome shirts from those ideas
*just keep swimming
*~~a shirt that said "Innocent Bystander" on the front, and *"Yeah, right!" on the back. Smiley
*~~*love is rare, life is strange, nothing lasts and people change
*an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind
*~~*when jesus said love your enemies, i think he probly meant don't kill them
*~~~*why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
*~~~You'll Shoot Your Eye Out (I LOVE THIS MOVIE!)
*~~~It's Not Raining, The sky is leaking
*~~~You're Just Jealous Because The Voices TALK TO ME.
*+ moderation in all things
*~+ i don't think we ought to leave it all to the boy scouts
*~~~+ oh, she is better than good - she is beautiful(w/ pic of movie star)
 *~~~+ is that very vain of me? i think it's rather vain(w/ pic of movie star)
*~~this is not my statement
*~+ oh really, mr bond?
*~~+ hype - it's even better than the truth
*+ this is not my statement
*+ mellon (friend in elvish)
*my tshirt is funnier than yours
*~~reality is for people who lack imagination.
*~~~I want to be a nonconformist just like you
*I love to go awandering
*I kill badgers with spoons.
*guns don't kill people. people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they've got a gun)
*I, too, taste like chicken."

*I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
*Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
*I never forget a face, but I'll make an exception in your case.
*A child of five would understand this.
Send somebody to fetch a child of five.
*One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
*You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
Mae west:
 * Books, I don't know what you see in them...I can understand a person reading them, but I can't for the life of me see why people have to write them.
* She stole everything but the cameras.
* When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
* You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
* Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
* A gold rush is what happens when a line of chorus girls spot a man with a bank roll.
* I knew what I wanted and determined at an early age that no man would ever tell me what to do. I would make my own rules and down with the double standards.
* Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
* Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
* Speak up for yourself, or you'll end up a rug.
* When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
* I used to be Snow White...but I drifted.
* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
* It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

* Adults are obsolete children.
*If I had been born a man I would have conquered Europe.

~STTS

Where did you get all these quotes? From a website?  If so .. please post the website! :-)  here is a website for good quotes too - http://firehotquotes.bolt.com/index.html
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« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2004 05:54:09 PM »

I smell like deoderant
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« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2004 07:34:06 PM »

Here's my meager contribution...but I am totally loving some of the ones posted.

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I'm only as strong as the cocktails I drink, the hairspray I use, and the girlfriends I have.
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