hi! there was a thread on this on glitter, so I took all my faves and saved them. My very favorites have anasterisk:
*~~~*I believe in unicorns
*~~~*I want all the diamonds (& draw diamonds all over the shirt)
*It's better to be looked over than overlooked. - Mae West
~~~*Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. - Groucho Marx
*Virtue has never been as respectable as money. - Mark Twain
*~Iím not as stupid as I feel
*soul in conflict
*I am not here
*~~I made a shirt that says on the front "various brand name here" and on the back "we will not be a billboard for your commercialism" but that was because I was getting annoyed with all those t shirts that say Abercrombie or aeropostale or american eagle
*~~~"nice person"
*~~be brave
*who, me?
*~~~~~De Libertas Quirkas(freedom to be peculiar)...
*~~~*Feminism is the RADICAL notion that women are PEOPLE
*~~~will work for money
*~~we're all mad here
i'm mad, you're mad
*~~who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
*my cat can beat up your cat.
*do you know the muffin man?
*~~So I live in my own little world... at least everyone knows me here.
*~~-The world is our burrito.
*~bald and beautiful
*"weird girl"
*What if the hokey-pokey really is what its all about?
*~~Labels are for jars
*think of your favorite funny movies, and get quotes from the movies - i bet you'd make some awesome shirts from those ideas
*just keep swimming
*~~a shirt that said "Innocent Bystander" on the front, and *"Yeah, right!" on the back.
*~~*love is rare, life is strange, nothing lasts and people change
*an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind
*~~*when jesus said love your enemies, i think he probly meant don't kill them
*~~~*why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
*~~~You'll Shoot Your Eye Out (I LOVE THIS MOVIE!)
*~~~It's Not Raining, The sky is leaking
*~~~You're Just Jealous Because The Voices TALK TO ME.
*+ moderation in all things
*~+ i don't think we ought to leave it all to the boy scouts
*~~~+ oh, she is better than good - she is beautiful(w/ pic of movie star)
*~~~+ is that very vain of me? i think it's rather vain(w/ pic of movie star)
*~~this is not my statement
*~+ oh really, mr bond?
*~~+ hype - it's even better than the truth
*+ this is not my statement
*+ mellon (friend in elvish)
*my tshirt is funnier than yours
*~~reality is for people who lack imagination.
*~~~I want to be a nonconformist just like you
*I love to go awandering
*I kill badgers with spoons.
*guns don't kill people. people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they've got a gun)
*I, too, taste like chicken."
*I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
*Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
*I never forget a face, but I'll make an exception in your case.
*A child of five would understand this.
Send somebody to fetch a child of five.
*One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
*You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
Mae west:
* Books, I don't know what you see in them...I can understand a person reading them, but I can't for the life of me see why people have to write them.
* She stole everything but the cameras.
* When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
* You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
* Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
* A gold rush is what happens when a line of chorus girls spot a man with a bank roll.
* I knew what I wanted and determined at an early age that no man would ever tell me what to do. I would make my own rules and down with the double standards.
* Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
* Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
* Speak up for yourself, or you'll end up a rug.
* When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
* I used to be Snow White...but I drifted.
* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
* It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
* Adults are obsolete children.
*If I had been born a man I would have conquered Europe.
~STTS
