ADULT CONTENT My Christmas boobs

[christinacoghill]

I'm making my hubby a set for his gag christmas gift this year. Now to find the time and a place to hide them so he can't see them!

[JennJenn]

Those are awesome!

[poe poe]

ROFLMAO!!! This is absolutly fantastic! My inlaws live in a nudeist colony, and I am soooo making this for my father in law. Now what to make for my mother in law; maybe a penis body pillow. Thanks for shareing this awesome project. I can't waite to see his face when he opens his christmas gift.

[dntysgrplm]

AMAZING!  I would have peed my pants if I saw the looks on those guys' faces as they opened up some boobs. 

[veggiechef]

Onyxnox,
I nearly fell out of the chair laughing when I saw your boobs.  As a breast care professional, I can say those are the healthiest looking boobs I've seen all day. Now my friend wants me to make her boyfriend a set so he will leave her alone.  Thanks for the chuckle.  Excellent work!

[jchinique]

My baby is weaning, I wonder if making him a "na-na" pillow would be a good or bad thing...his dad might enjoy a pair though.

 

Thanks for posting, I may try the pattern when I find it and the time, lol!

[Onyxnox]

Thanks all.

I think a Penis body pillow is a great idea - especially if you make a matching condom cover for it!

As for you, veggiechef, as a nurse who works with an average population of 85 years, they are also the healthiest, and perkiest boobs I have ever worked with too - and that is probably including my own!

[ruby_soho]

lmao!  these are so hilarious. 

[itchyfingers]

HA!  Were they weighted?  Because I think men should have to go around with realistic boobs for a few days to see what a pain they can be.