A Crafts Community For Craft Ideas & DIY Projects - Craftster.org
Help | About | Contact | Press | Advertise | Terms | Site Map
Welcome, Guest.
Please login or register.
Random Tip: Joining an Organized Swap? Please review the rules and info on a regular basis.
Total Members: 298,664
Currently Running With Scissors:
673 Guests and 14 Users
Home Craftster Community Crafting Articles Craft Tutorials My Craftster Crafting Calendar City Guides Craft Shop


Pages: [1] 2 3  All
Jump to page:
  Show Images Only     Send this topic  |  Print  |  Bookmark  
Topic: ADULT CONTENT My Christmas boobs  (Read 10508 times)
Tags for this thread:  Add new tag
Share the love... Pin it Submit to reddit add to Wists
1+
 
Onyxnox
Friend of Craftster Friend of Craftster

Crafting keeps the madness at bay. Or is it the cause?
Offline Offline

Posts: 6538
Joined: 22-Jul-2006

Willing to personal swap for art of my doggies!


View Profile WWW available for personal swaps
« on: August 10, 2006 09:43:03 AM »

I made about 8 of these last year for the various male friends and family - in a variety of sizes and shades of flesh:



Charlies Angels pose (the rude one giving us the finger is my so *charming* brother in law - how two boys so totally different came from the same uterus I will never know)


It got a good laugh at our annual Christmas get together.


edited by vanillaxlight to fix title
« Last Edit: August 10, 2006 09:49:40 AM by vanillaxlight » THIS ROCKS   Logged

~my blog~ - DON'T READ IF YOU ARE IN A SWAP WITH ME AND DON'T WANT A SPOILER!!!!  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
~my pinterest~
Red Alibi
Offline Offline

Posts: 411
Joined: 12-May-2004

Change IS a Sound


View Profile WWW
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2006 09:58:02 AM »

I'm going to have to make these 'big boys' (or should I say girls) for a friend of mine who has been having a very very lonely year......

by any chance a pattern?  Cheesy Cheesy
THIS ROCKS   Logged

Onyxnox
Friend of Craftster Friend of Craftster

Crafting keeps the madness at bay. Or is it the cause?
Offline Offline

Posts: 6538
Joined: 22-Jul-2006

Willing to personal swap for art of my doggies!


View Profile WWW available for personal swaps
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2006 10:16:38 AM »

Thanks - I wish my two were still that firm and perky.

One friend could not bring them home - his wife was mad that I made him this (the man is in his fifties for goodness sakes, they were a joke gift!) - so he gave them to my neighbour.  Waldemer - the neighbour - a man in his 60s and with a great sense of humour) uses them to nap with when he is reclining in his armchair or hammock.  Your head kind of nestles in the cleavage.

I got the pattern from a crochet links page - but it was removed.  Let me see if I can find it on the wayback machine for you  - it is offline right now, but I will look later.  I used the crocheted nipples - they looked nicer.  The difference from the pattern on the site is that I crocheted an extra row or two on the nipples for that perkier look - also started with a magic ring so that there was no hole in the middle of the nipples.  Also, I crocheted a couple of rounds more in the nipple colour to make a more realistic areolae.  Did not like the idea of using plastic bottle nipples - not comfortable sounding.

http://web.archive.org/web/20040218151855/http://home.inreach.com/marthac/crochet6.html
« Last Edit: August 12, 2006 12:10:33 PM by Onyxnox » THIS ROCKS   Logged

~my blog~ - DON'T READ IF YOU ARE IN A SWAP WITH ME AND DON'T WANT A SPOILER!!!!  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
~my pinterest~
Ezri_B
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2006 01:40:27 PM »

That's a great picture with all of them and their boobs! I'm making something really similarly to this and now I'm trying to line it so I can fill it with those really soft bead things to give them the right "feel". My husband sort of laughed and said he'd love boob pillows with that stuffing in it, so I'm trying to make them for him for his birthday. I hope mine goes over as well as yours seem to have!
THIS ROCKS   Logged

Hapslappy
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2006 03:41:29 PM »

AHAHAHAHA!  That's so great!  I wish I had more skills, I know a few dudes who would love these!  :-D
THIS ROCKS   Logged

"um, there might be some hair stitched in there......"
Weeeeeeeeee!!!
cdraz
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2006 03:45:07 PM »

 :oToo funny!!!
THIS ROCKS   Logged
diosaperdida
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2006 06:59:39 AM »

Yanno..my husband needs some of these....lol..Maybe a whole pile of them!
Again..love everything you post. You're awesome!
THIS ROCKS   Logged

http://www.diosaperdida.net  - My website
http://knittingbare.blogspot.com/ painting, knitting, whatever...it's all art
http://painting.craftgossip.com/  decorative painting techniques, projects and product info.
Onyxnox
Friend of Craftster Friend of Craftster

Crafting keeps the madness at bay. Or is it the cause?
Offline Offline

Posts: 6538
Joined: 22-Jul-2006

Willing to personal swap for art of my doggies!


View Profile WWW available for personal swaps
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2006 11:40:45 AM »

My hubs would agree - every man needs a pile of breasts to lie on - big, small, every colour - every hetero man's fanatasy I am sure  Grin
THIS ROCKS   Logged

~my blog~ - DON'T READ IF YOU ARE IN A SWAP WITH ME AND DON'T WANT A SPOILER!!!!  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
~my pinterest~
goldencrafter
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2006 11:56:11 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin WAY to funny and so unusual. Great job.
THIS ROCKS   Logged
SewPixie
FOC Bandit #12
Offline Offline

Posts: 1451
Joined: 10-Aug-2004


View Profile WWW
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2006 12:07:09 PM »

 Shocked oh my goodness that is too cool. I do fear though that if I make one of these for DH for the holidays that I'll never see him again.  Cheesy

When I was crocheting the flying pig for Snacker everyone at work thought I was making a boob so they would get a kick out of it if I started this project.

Thanks so much for posting.
THIS ROCKS   Logged

.:See profile for blog & Flickr info!:.
Threads you might like:
Pages: [1] 2 3  All Jump to page:
  Send this topic  |  Print  |  Bookmark  
 
Jump to:  



FacebookTwitterPinterest
only results with images
include swap threads
advanced search



your ad could be here!

How-To Videos
Partnering | city.ballet.
Designing LED Lit 3D Printed Speakers
Designing the LED Space Helmet
Yves Behar on Product Design in the Future
Donna Karan: Fashion Designer & Philanthropist
Latest Blog Articles
@Home This Weekend: Painted Countertops
Tute Tuesday: Paper Lantern/Ball Ornament
Falling for Autumn Crafts

Comparison Shopping




Support Craftster
Become a
Friend of Craftster

Buy Craftster Swag
Buy Craft Supplies
Comparison Shopping

Craftster heartily thanks the following peeps...
Moderators

Follow Craftster...






Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC
SimplePortal 2.3.5 © 2008-2012, SimplePortal
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!

Copyright ©2003-2014, Craftster.org an Internet Brands company.