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« Reply #120 on: August 23, 2006 06:06:45 PM »

can i just say i love willie warmers? lol so much fun and so many jokes  Cheesy good times. Did you follow a pattern or make your own?
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« Reply #121 on: August 23, 2006 06:34:04 PM »

Penis!
I saw a show on a modern fertility festival in Japan that had giant peni and peni suckers.  I thought about giving the latter out at Valentines to my pals. 
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« Reply #122 on: August 23, 2006 06:57:34 PM »

Oh my gosh!!!! Those are SO funny, and so is your son!  What a fun package!!!!
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« Reply #123 on: August 23, 2006 07:36:45 PM »

Okay... so the willy warmer was the aqua tealy colored gadget - and I left it without the strings so she could cut and lace it up

Dont' forget the one eyed monster appliance cozy... Could you put up a modelled photo of that one?  Okay... you could probably just stand it up.  My husband was laughing hysterically over that one... I can post up a song list of the cds if anyone is interested in just how perverted this stay at home mom can get!

The willy warmer I did follow a pattern for it - it is on the danglybits website..
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« Reply #124 on: August 23, 2006 08:59:30 PM »

I RECIEVED FROM SNEEG TODAY!  *dance of happy*

i'll have to get pictures in the morning tho because i cant get a decent picture in this crap lighting. 

YAY!
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« Reply #125 on: August 23, 2006 09:39:31 PM »

I can post up a song list of the cds if anyone is interested in just how perverted this stay at home mom can get!

I wanna know the song list  Grin
did you put on any Secretions, Placebo, or Manual Sex Drive? they've all got some pretty pervy songs  Wink
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« Reply #126 on: August 24, 2006 09:51:31 AM »

warning - dirty words coming up... scroll past if you don't want to see em..






Here are the song lists from Tanza's naughty cds.. sorry none of those bands were on there - I pretty much did limewire searches, went through my collection as well and viola - loots of dirtiness to be had..

Some Tongue in Cheek..

She Won’t Let Me Fuck – Afro Man
First Orgasm – The Dresden Dolls
Bend Over, I’ll Drive – the Cramps
Fuck Her Gently – Tenacious D
I Wanna Fuck Your Sister – Sloppy Seconds
Sex in the Kitchen – R Kelly
The Art of Sucking Dick – NWA
My Vagina – NOFX
The Vagina Song – Monty Python
Sex With You – Marques Houston
Detachable Penis – King Missile
Suck on My Cock – Kevin Bloody Wilson
The Girl Tried to Kill Me – Ice T
Pussy Thrusts – Gravy Train
Masterbater – John Valby
Cock up your Bumper – Elephant Man
Automobile – NWA/Easy E
After your Orgasm – David Wilcox
Ways to Eat Your Lover – David Allen Coe
Fuckin’ in the Butt – David Allen Coe
Finger Fuckin Sally – David Allen Coe
Don’t Bite the Dick – David Allen Coe
Orgasm Addict – Buzzcocks
New Vagina – Bloodhound Gang
Cunt Tease – Bikini Kill


Club and Rappers
Boom I Fucked your Boyfriend – 20 Fingers
Too Big (the Penis Song) The Sweetest Things
Fuck the Pain Away – Peaches
I Wanna Fuck you in the Ass – Outhere Brothers
She Swallowed it – NWA
Suck my Motherfuckin Dick – DJ Zitkus
Fuck on Cocaine – Dj Caffeine
Put Your Ass up in the Air – Baracuda
Short Dick Man – 20 Fingers
Lick it - 20 Fingers
Face Down Ass Up – 2 Live Crew
Tongue Song – Trina
Leaving You(big Ol Dick) – Trina
Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick and – too Short
Blow Job Betty – Too Short
Everyday I’m Fucking Him – remy Ma
Don’t Want Dick Tonight – Lil Kim
I Just Wanna Fuck You – Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg
Fuck all Day Fuck all Night – DMX
Best Cock on the Block – Bitch and Animal
I Can Tell you Wanna Fuck – 504 Boys


Alternative

I Like Fucking – Bikini Kill
Worked up so Sexual – The Faint
Moist Vagina – Sonic Youth
Sex Dwarf – Soft Cell
Physical – Revolting Cocks
Cocaine Sex – Renegade Soundwave
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Wasted Time – Thrill Kill Cult
The ABCs of Kinky Sex- Lords Of Acid
Frank Sinatra – Miss Kittin & the Hackers
Sex on Wheels – Thrill Kill Cult
Fuck Me – KMFDM
Fingerfoc – Friends of Carlotta
Feva for the Flava – Hot Action Cop
Sexual Abuse – Guttermouth
Stripped – Guttermouth
Belgian Waffles – Karen Finley


It was pretty fun to make.  The last one being my favorite since I am an old rivethead at heart!
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« Reply #127 on: August 24, 2006 10:24:11 AM »

I think everyone now has a brand new veiw of crafty deb - and I must say - you have totally put every dirty song compilation I've seen to shame!!!
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« Reply #128 on: August 24, 2006 10:36:13 AM »

hahaha...oh MY GOODNESS craftydeb!  that is a hysterically funny package, of package related goodies, if ya know what i mean!!  The idea of washing my hands with naughty shaped soap CRACKS me up to no end!  And the one eyed monster cozy is fantastic, soooo funny, i might need to put that on my wists!
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« Reply #129 on: August 24, 2006 10:42:22 AM »

Oh my goodness craftydeb, I thought you were such a nice girl! LOL!  As I am so innocent I didn't read the song titles but who knew there were so many dirty songs in the world?
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