A: Who ever took a lighter to your tampon candle!!! LOLZ
First let my explain how i came up with this amazing idea...
Completely by accident! Haha!
I recycle old taper candles by putting them in some melted wax and letting the wax just melt off. Then i have more wax and i can reuse the wick!
Well, i threw a white taper candles into some red-ish wax and let it melt. All of the bottom wax had melted off. But i was left with a very long wick on the bottom and the top inch and a half that was too tall to go into the wax, so it was completely unmelted. So i flipped it over and threw it in the wax and cloths-pinned the long wick to the side of the container so i wouldn't lose the wick. Then for some reason, a minute later, i pulled it out of the wax. And VOILA! I say to myself "oohhhh myyy gaawwwddd...it looks like a tampon! hahahahaha!"
Now you really can light the fuse on your tampon!!! Maybe do a little meditating with your tampon candle so your PMS don't kill your boyfriend/hubby/family? HAHAHA
The only way i can think to burn it is to set it inside of a clear bottle and letting the string hand down inside...anybody have some (more ironic) better ideas?