Half of these are sickening, the other half gruesome... and yet all are hilarious. Reminds me of the time when my mom had her foot broken by her old possessed sewing machine. She was sitting at the machine sewing up a shirt, pulled herself away from the machine to look at it, our dogs ran into the room, power cord was pulled, machine tipped, she screamed. She's also has had several needles go through the webbing of her feet, burns and what not from hot glue. And tip, think twice when you want to stress yourself out... cooking for a party at the last minute with oil, your bound to stick your hand in it... ending up with third degree burns.
That is an awesome shirt. I've been meaning to make my sister a shirt with Andy Warhol's Marilyn with "Some Like It Hot" written under it, but haven't been able to stencilize something to my satisfaction. Lol.