OMFG Ive just read EVERy post in one sitting!! Many hours of my life just spent laughing, giggling and shaking my head at...
Now for mine.
You're just jealous because the little voices are talking to ME!
Come to the darkside, we have cookies
Itchy fanny? Have a frikkin wash!!
Eggs! They come out of a chickens arse!
Everytime you wank, another kitten sheds it fur everywhere!! Im guessing you must have a bald pussy by now...
Its not guns that kill people... its manuevers
Stonehenge, one of the greatest henges in the world! What the fuck IS a henge anyway?
What could be more suprising than the 1st battalion Transvestite brigade?
I did an original sin... I poked a badger with a spoon
and my FAVE Eddie lines, this one is being featured in my wedding at the "do u take..." bit....
"Do you have a flag?"
this one is going to be put on either a Tshirt or bag at some point today
"If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. "